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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's all pretty much fixed. Example: when was the last time you saw fresh artichokes in a s/m? Now I fucken love 'em, as do all right minded people, but will shitcunt Tesco's stock them? No!
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

whether something is in or out, does not simply depend on how popular the item is, it is also dependent non many other factors that i can't, should'nt and can't be bother to get into.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I AM RIGTH BUT I CANT TELL YOU SO SHUT UP I AM HIGH UP IN BIZNIZZ SHUT UP
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( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

but as someone who is in the business, rather than a analyst for the NHS who is arguing for the sake of it, what i say is true.
The investment of time and money into the personalisation of your shopping trip, nearest store etc is far more than I suspect most people realise.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

but don't let your insecurities show, k?
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Someone managery thinks we must put demographic predition into a sales forecast. Analyst says ok, puts it in doesn't make a statistical difference, manager says put it in anyway. Analyst does but weighs it as 0.0000001% of overall volume. Manager goes to bosses saying he's improved the forecast. Rinse and repeat for sex, children in household, pets, clubcard data, phone surveys, smell of bread as you walk in, wine offers etc.
Managers go on about how they're taking all variables into account. Analysts sigh.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

maybe stop arguing about stuff you clearly have no idea about, it makes you look stupid and childish, k?
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I think the NHS needs some excel work done now, so off you toddle
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

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