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	 Pricks, eevning all.
	Pricks, eevning all. 
 	
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:28,
	
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	 CLOSE OT!
	CLOSE OT!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:28,
	
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	 Hola!
	Hola!
 	So, who was stepped today?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:33,
	
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	 Battered
	Battered
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:33,
	
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	 Hahaha!
	Hahaha!  
 	Dopey, like the dwarf.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:35,
	
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 	What about Rory?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:36,
	
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	 Occupational hazard, innit.
	Occupational hazard, innit.  
 	When I grow up, I want to be Rory.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:44,
	
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	 Batts is off till Sunday
	Batts is off till Sunday
 	It wasn't even anything bad. I think the Mods are on rag time, Is chompy a Mod he deffo. on his.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:47,
	
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	 You don't need a civil servile as a mod.
	You don't need a civil servile as a mod.
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:48,
	
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	 Quint's I was worried about you
	Quint's I was worried about you
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:44,
	
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	 Why?
	Why?
 	
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:47,
	
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	 I thought you got stepped on to?
	I thought you got stepped on to?
 	Them Mods overeacted
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:48,
	
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 	Bulletprof baby
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03,
	
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	 Your like the Jet Li of OT
	Your like the Jet Li of OT
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04,
	
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	 that's not Quentin.
	that's not Quentin. 
 	It's name-copying fuckface.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:05,
	
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 	actually it's me, I stole it when he changed to shedtin earlier.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08,
	
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	 Really?
	Really?
 	Seems like The same jockey.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08,
	
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	 I'm a karmaealeon
	I'm a karmaealeon
 	
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:09,
	
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	 Do you come and go?
	Do you come and go?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12,
	
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	 Loving would be easy something something Red Gold and Greeeeeeeeeeeen
	Loving would be easy something something Red Gold and Greeeeeeeeeeeen
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:16,
	
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	 Oh, Hartley.
	Oh, Hartley.  
 	If only your colours were like my dreams.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:19,
	
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	 I was never a fan of boy georges music.........
	I was never a fan of boy georges music.........
 	Almost as bad as UB40 for ripping off music and making it sound worse
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:24,
	
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	 Evening all
	Evening all
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:45,
	
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	 Not so much "all" as me and you.
	Not so much "all" as me and you.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:46,
	
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	 You and me tonight
	You and me tonight
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:47,
	
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	 *undoes belt*
	*undoes belt*
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:49,
	
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	 Not on the first date im not that kind a guy
	Not on the first date im not that kind a guy
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:49,
	
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	 Lying slut.
	Lying slut.
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:50,
	
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	 SHhhhhhhhhhhhh
	SHhhhhhhhhhhhh
 	I'll gaz you the meeting place, don't tell the rest
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:51,
	
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	 It'll be our secret.
	It'll be our secret.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:53,
	
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	 *nods and winks*
	*nods and winks*
 	So did anyone fill you in with the days full drama?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:53,
	
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	 I thought you had some sort of high-falutin' City lifestyle
	I thought you had some sort of high-falutin' City lifestyle
 	that kept you off OT in the evenings?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:54,
	
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	 SHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh before Chompy comes back and gets all angry again
	SHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh before Chompy comes back and gets all angry again
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:55,
	
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	 No flautism for me tonight.
	No flautism for me tonight.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:58,
	
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	 So did you get the full SP of what went down?
	So did you get the full SP of what went down?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:00,
	
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	 No.
	No.  
 	I was dipping in and out.  As I do with Battered's missus.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:06,
	
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	 Well some serious Mod editing went of on the shed QOTW.
	Well some serious Mod editing went of on the shed QOTW.
 	RAPE and SHED seemed to be a post repeated by our fallen brothers
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07,
	
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	 Is there a new sheriff in town?
	Is there a new sheriff in town?
 	They seem easier to offend.  The kiddy fiddling, drunkard, wife beating, rapist cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10,
	
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	 Hold up am I on Mumsnet?
	Hold up am I on Mumsnet?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11,
	
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	 You are wherever you want to be.
	You are wherever you want to be.
 	And don't let the mods step you otherwise.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14,
	
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	 Fuck Da Police
	Fuck Da Police
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:15,
	
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	 alright fuckos?
	alright fuckos?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03,
	
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	 Wotcha Plum
	Wotcha Plum
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04,
	
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	 Good day dozing plums?
	Good day dozing plums?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07,
	
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	 headache.
	headache.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10,
	
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	 I hear you, brah.
	I hear you, brah.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11,
	
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	 phew!
	phew!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12,
	
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	 Barney, McGrew?
	Barney, McGrew?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14,
	
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	 Trumptonlolz
	Trumptonlolz
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:15,
	
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	 So, what the fuck was all that, then, eh?
	So, what the fuck was all that, then, eh?
 	Honestly, I ask you. *tsk*
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:18,
	
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	 Eve's
	Eve's
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:19,
	
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	 'right, bird?
	'right, bird?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20,
	
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	 The wifes finally almost ready,
	The wifes finally almost ready,
 	I'm off out for dinner TA TA
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:22,
	
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	 Have you ever been to a harvester before?
	Have you ever been to a harvester before?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23,
	
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	 About 5 years ago the food was ok but the Chavy types ewwwwwwwwww
	About 5 years ago the food was ok but the Chavy types ewwwwwwwwww
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:25,
	
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	 Alright, Stunner.
	Alright, Stunner.
 	How goes 'it'?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:31,
	
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	 B3th I'm gonna have to cut and run.
	B3th I'm gonna have to cut and run.
 	Dinner night with the wife
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:34,
	
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	 V well treaks.
	V well treaks.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:47,
	
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	 Mint Festival lineup is ace.
	Mint Festival lineup is ace.
 	You wouldn't like it. You're all emos, metallers, Goths, pricks and larpers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:36,
	
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	 I was following a car today with LARP bumper stickers
	I was following a car today with LARP bumper stickers
 	Some shit about dragons and elves and pixies.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:38,
	
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	 oh dear
	oh dear
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:45,
	
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 	Festivals is shit, right?
I'm loving' Goat's Head Soup, man.
Were you sacked, then?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:40,
	
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	 sacked? of course not.
	sacked? of course not.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:42,
	
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	 George Osborne sighs with massive relief.
	George Osborne sighs with massive relief.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:48,
	
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	 After a vigorous spell of weaving yoghurt over a picture of Keith Joseph.
	After a vigorous spell of weaving yoghurt over a picture of Keith Joseph.
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:49,
	
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 	It was Michael Gove and it wasn't yoghurt.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:07,
	
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	 That's not an easy album to love
	That's not an easy album to love
 	But I reckon a North East festival called Gateshead Soup would be a winner.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:48,
	
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 	Geordie Broth?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:05,
	
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	 Newkie brown
	Newkie brown
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:13,
	
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 	Ha,
With milk, a little garlic and some chives. Loverly.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:19,
	
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	 Evenin all, just waiting in the pub for a mate
	Evenin all, just waiting in the pub for a mate
 	Has choppy calmed down yet? I think his glasses probably steamed with rage this afternoon
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:01,
	
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 	Evening Nakers, I missed the whole Chompy rage thing, when was that?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:08,
	
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	 When I wound him up, then poor swipey wandered in and got both barrels
	When I wound him up, then poor swipey wandered in and got both barrels
 	As she's an easier target.
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:09,
	
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 	Is it still up? link?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:11,
	
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	 Fuck knows I'm on my phone anyway so can't be arsed
	Fuck knows I'm on my phone anyway so can't be arsed
 	Soz and shit
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:14,
	
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	 Here ya go
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1671562
	Here ya go
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1671562Evening all!
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:39,
	
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	 I am only 5ft from a real life dwarf
	I am only 5ft from a real life dwarf
 	Or alternatively he is only 8ft from me.
No banjoles are involved
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:10,
	
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 	Well, it''s not giving you a BJ from there, even if you have mixed up feet with millimetres. Battered or the ghost of Formby?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:39,
	
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	 So much animosity in such a little village, eh?
	So much animosity in such a little village, eh?
 	It's like Emmerdale but online.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:00,
	
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 	"Nowthen, Joe, it don't do criticise ya brither, him coming' back from Italy, an' all. Some respect for yer poor, dead Dad would be welcome.. Go and get Grandad - he' s in the shed. No idea what he does in there, mind."
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:11,
	
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	 Evenin' all
	Evenin' all
 	I don't know, I go out for one day with no internet access and all hell breaks loose in here! I missed the whole 'shed' thing and the naughtystepping. WTF happened?
In other news, I've just had pancakes and maple syrup. Truly awesome.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:15,
	
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