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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Pricks, eevning all.
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:28,
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latest was 13 years ago)
CLOSE OT!
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Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:28,
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Hola!
So, who was stepped today?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:33,
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Battered
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Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:33,
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Hahaha!
Dopey, like the dwarf.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:35,
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What about Rory?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:36,
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Occupational hazard, innit.
When I grow up, I want to be Rory.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:44,
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Batts is off till Sunday
It wasn't even anything bad. I think the Mods are on rag time, Is chompy a Mod he deffo. on his.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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You don't need a civil servile as a mod.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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Quint's I was worried about you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:44,
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Why?
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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I thought you got stepped on to?
Them Mods overeacted
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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Bulletprof baby
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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Your like the Jet Li of OT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04,
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that's not Quentin.
It's name-copying fuckface.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:05,
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actually it's me, I stole it when he changed to shedtin earlier.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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Really?
Seems like The same jockey.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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I'm a karmaealeon
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MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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Do you come and go?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12,
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Loving would be easy something something Red Gold and Greeeeeeeeeeeen
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:16,
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Oh, Hartley.
If only your colours were like my dreams.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:19,
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I was never a fan of boy georges music.........
Almost as bad as UB40 for ripping off music and making it sound worse
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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Evening all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:45,
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Not so much "all" as me and you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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You and me tonight
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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*undoes belt*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:49,
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Not on the first date im not that kind a guy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:49,
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Lying slut.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:50,
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SHhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'll gaz you the meeting place, don't tell the rest
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:51,
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It'll be our secret.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:53,
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*nods and winks*
So did anyone fill you in with the days full drama?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:53,
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I thought you had some sort of high-falutin' City lifestyle
that kept you off OT in the evenings?
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:54,
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SHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh before Chompy comes back and gets all angry again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:55,
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No flautism for me tonight.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:58,
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So did you get the full SP of what went down?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:00,
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No.
I was dipping in and out. As I do with Battered's missus.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:06,
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Well some serious Mod editing went of on the shed QOTW.
RAPE and SHED seemed to be a post repeated by our fallen brothers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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Is there a new sheriff in town?
They seem easier to offend. The kiddy fiddling, drunkard, wife beating, rapist cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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Hold up am I on Mumsnet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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You are wherever you want to be.
And don't let the mods step you otherwise.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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Fuck Da Police
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:15,
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alright fuckos?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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Wotcha Plum
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04,
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Good day dozing plums?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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headache.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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I hear you, brah.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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phew!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12,
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Barney, McGrew?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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Trumptonlolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:15,
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So, what the fuck was all that, then, eh?
Honestly, I ask you. *tsk*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:18,
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Eve's
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:19,
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'right, bird?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20,
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The wifes finally almost ready,
I'm off out for dinner TA TA
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:22,
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Have you ever been to a harvester before?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23,
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About 5 years ago the food was ok but the Chavy types ewwwwwwwwww
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:25,
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Alright, Stunner.
How goes 'it'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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B3th I'm gonna have to cut and run.
Dinner night with the wife
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:34,
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V well treaks.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:47,
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Mint Festival lineup is ace.
You wouldn't like it. You're all emos, metallers, Goths, pricks and larpers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:36,
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I was following a car today with LARP bumper stickers
Some shit about dragons and elves and pixies.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:38,
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oh dear
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:45,
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Festivals is shit, right?
I'm loving' Goat's Head Soup, man.
Were you sacked, then?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:40,
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sacked? of course not.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:42,
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George Osborne sighs with massive relief.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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After a vigorous spell of weaving yoghurt over a picture of Keith Joseph.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:49,
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It was Michael Gove and it wasn't yoghurt.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:07,
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That's not an easy album to love
But I reckon a North East festival called Gateshead Soup would be a winner.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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Geordie Broth?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:05,
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Newkie brown
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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Ha,
With milk, a little garlic and some chives. Loverly.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:19,
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Evenin all, just waiting in the pub for a mate
Has choppy calmed down yet? I think his glasses probably steamed with rage this afternoon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:01,
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Evening Nakers, I missed the whole Chompy rage thing, when was that?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:08,
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When I wound him up, then poor swipey wandered in and got both barrels
As she's an easier target.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:09,
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Is it still up? link?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Fuck knows I'm on my phone anyway so can't be arsed
Soz and shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:14,
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Here ya go
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1671562Evening all!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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I am only 5ft from a real life dwarf
Or alternatively he is only 8ft from me.
No banjoles are involved
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:10,
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Well, it''s not giving you a BJ from there, even if you have mixed up feet with millimetres. Battered or the ghost of Formby?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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So much animosity in such a little village, eh?
It's like Emmerdale but online.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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"Nowthen, Joe, it don't do criticise ya brither, him coming' back from Italy, an' all. Some respect for yer poor, dead Dad would be welcome.. Go and get Grandad - he' s in the shed. No idea what he does in there, mind."
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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Evenin' all
I don't know, I go out for one day with no internet access and all hell breaks loose in here! I missed the whole 'shed' thing and the naughtystepping. WTF happened?
In other news, I've just had pancakes and maple syrup. Truly awesome.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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