Quendejos
Prettu sure our landlady won't be giving us our deposit back so now debating whether or not to clean before I leave.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:55, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

have you broken all of the floorboards?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Clean it, alright.
Clean it out of piping, light fittings, the boiler etc.

Then leave a monstrous turd in the middle of the floor as a 'warning'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

You should piss in the toilet cistern before you go.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Due to the "overhang" he can only pee sitting down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Bleargh. Mind bleach please.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Or, hide kippers inside the curtain rails.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

nah
Find a foam fire extinguisher. Dismantle. Inside are two canisters with liquids in. Tip one in the toilet bowl and one in the cistern.

Leave and never come back. But consider leaving a webcam in the bathroom. Just make sure it's high up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

It should be held by someone other than the landlord.
Has an agent got it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

What, like some kind of secret spy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Yes. A secret spy. Tool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

So much more effective than all those non-secret spies.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Yes, so there is a chance but not hopeful.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

If you have a dispute with the landlord then the agent is supposed
to mediate. Clean the place and argue it's in good nick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)