I wonder if it would take 5 months for anyone to notice I'd died

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:33, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i would notice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Me too
Apey fan club sub-thread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

\o/
Best of all the subthrreads!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I probably wouldn't
and then some time afterwards I'd notice a lack of a constant annoying buzz. You know, when you get used to something irritating and tune it out, but then somebody turns it off?

Then I'd go about my business just that little bit happier.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

id notice the bunting and ticker tape stuck in my hair.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Been at a clown bukkake party?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I'd probably go "Hey where's that annoying naked simian?"
but wouldn't realise you're dead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Not for me,
but then I imagine when you kill someone with a hammer, you notice it pretty much immediately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)