Swipe's picking on me again up there in the tie sub-thread.
I am crying great salty tears of pain here.

Why, Swipola, why?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's because she secretly wants to bang you.
Y'know, like how little kids are mean to those they like? Yeah. Like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

This is true. She told me.
She said "Kroney, I really want to bang PD but I just don't know how to express myself properly"

So I said "Just keep being mean to him, he'll get the message".

This is precisely the same advice I gave to Al when he told me he fancied Swipe, by the way.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

alternatively
She thinks I'm a badly-attired dickhead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Well you are, but the other thing is possible too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

sometimes when you're rude to someone it means that you fancy them
sometimes it means you are being a cunt for no reason. sometimes it genuinely means they are a cunt who should ideally die slowly and painfully in a fire. which gets filmed and youtubed.

lots of reasons, k-man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)