Alt: I'm very fucking close at the moment.
mr b3th is one of those people whose 'internal monologue' is very very much 'external'. He has no idea how annoying it is.
I mostly manage to tune it out, but when he starts wittering on about whatever the fuck it is he's doing, and expects me to chip in with a running commentary as well, I have to really bite my tongue.

It's been so bad this week, I can't believe I haven't just screamed at him to shut the fuck up.
Anyway, let's all calm down again nwo, eh?

Altalt: The MOON!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Talk nicely to Quentin borrow his helicopter.......
Then you can fly me to the moon.

Me and the wife have an understanding of when we dont want to listen anymore, it mainly involves playground insults and funny faces
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Like I said, he really doesn't understand why it's annoying
cause apparently, women love it when you talk to them, right?
And he looks so hurt when I tell him to give it a fucking rest, it's just not worth it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Teach him how to take a hint, clap your hands over your ears and keep saying boring till he shuts the fuck up.
I wouldnt mind a flydrive in usaville but I know they would piss me off no end.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:31, Reply)

You should have some really angry revenge sex,
The kind where you go to a bar and fuck some strangers brain out, then afterward, the next day, when he's being an annoying shithead, you can think "fair's fair, after all, I did just fuck the shit out of some stranger"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)

and gonz is now off to hang around
all your nearby bars, just in case
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)

And papershops and super markets and bakeries just in case he missed you at the bars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)

they seem like unlikely places to hang out
trying to pull.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I bet gonz could win a tug of war team at trying to pull
and just like with the tug of war team fail actually pulling
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Oh god, I can only be in one place at a time =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

One step ahead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)