There were THREE b3tans in a Norwich pub
and 33.3% of them were women. This is even less likely than me and Chompy getting on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:46, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

who was the third one?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

The Baroness
Chompy's missus. Who is both lovely and hot. Boy done good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

She didn't see you as a threat, your plan works.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Well I'm glad it all worked out.
I'm about to go into meetings, I have already secured my seat near the back and next to the coffee.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Good work that man
Nowt more embarrassing than falling asleep in a meeting.

Well, nowt LIKELY.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I surprised you didn't throw a huge girly strop at him as soon as he walked into the pub.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Oh, I did
He found it hilarious and let it go quite quickly rather than banging on about it for months like some kind of pre-pubescent schoolgirl whose BFF's run off with her favourite crayon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Ooooo, sick burn.
You're clearly above this website.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Actually meeting Chompy has taught me not to judge anyone by how they act online
So next time I'm down in London we should have a pint and bury the hatchet, assuming that doing so won't rob you of all future internet dialogue
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Are you sure? I'd bring a photo of you with cocks on your face and show it to strangers in the pub.
And I'd keep my back to the wall in case you tried to bum me.

Also, I've met Monty and this hasn't stopped me being able to point out what a dreadful human being he is on here.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

This is great
I never get to be the bigger person
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it
or so I'm assured.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Do you suffer from "Battered" syndrome too?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I think the more remarkable thing
is the notion that someone might be physically larger than you.

You fat cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Me neither.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)