Also, I've never fired a gun before
I'm sure it would take me at least five minutes to load the bullet into the gun.
Why don't people think of practicalities like these when posing these questions?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've fired a pellet fun, does that count?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

pellet fun! like throwing rabbit poop at your friends and making them into nesquik cereal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

No. A Spud Gun would, though.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

It's a worry, tanglers, it really is.
Obviously, being an "Internet Hardman" I have no problem using firearms (see? I said 'firearms', so I know what I am talking about here), but we need to remember that some people don't know the difference between a safety catch and a sliding lock mechanism.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I can see that you've read Bravo Two Zero.
I'm thinking of getting a copy.
And maybe dressing in "combat" gear.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

+ watching 'Ultimate Force'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

That's actually used by 'The Regiment' (ACTUAL military term) for training videos.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I've read all the books about WAR.
I know all about "RV" points and Evacs and I reckon that I could just walk in to the SAS with no training at all and they'd be all "Oh man, you're just the man we needed. Here are the keys to the regimetal Honda Accord."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Regimetal
Best of all the metals. \m/ \m/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)