If I were a scientist, by the way, this would really piss me off:
www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/jul/16/cern-dance-strangels-sciart

"Do I come to a theatre and do physics in your rehersal rooms? FUCK OFF!" I'd definitely say something like that, if I were a scientist. Which I am not. But if I were.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It could still happen!!!
Like your acting career.

*runs off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Ouch.
ET TU, MONTÉ?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Look pal,
I've managed not to make a dwarf joke under your Lisa Rogers post up there so I can't be that bad, eh?

Oh, soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

When I win my Oscar you're going on the 'Bastards I Have Known' list.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Is that the one with Brad Pitt in it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

No, he's in the section marked "People I Have Cuckolded"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

CHINNY RECK-ON.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Contemporary art = utter bollocks
made by self-important tossers for each other to pointlessly wank over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

you are wrong
but I'm too ill to justify my rightness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Rachel Whiteread has done some wonderful work for one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

She's just a repressed plasterer, though.
Should get back to work on the site.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

and me
I'm totally an awesome artist

who's not exhibited for fucking years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

And me. Although I've only exhibited once.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

what utter rubbish you do speak

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

It's statements like this
That make me defend contemporary art.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Contemporary art = utter bollocks
= utter bollocks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I love contemporary art.
Just because stuff is old, doesn't make it fantastic. Just because stuff is newer and different doesn't automatically make it shit either.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I AGREE WITH LOCALBOY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I like the quote from him
"it's taken me a month to understand what's going on"

I put it to you, my lightfooted yoghurt knitting friend, that the fact that you even consider that you understand means you don't have the tiniest fucking clue.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)