There is a cat meowing outside my window, and it sounds like it's either very sick or being murdered.
However it's dark outside and I can't see it when I look out, so I don't want to venture out to see if it's okay, in case I get my face clawed off. I'm very distressed by this. Please help internet? I can't shove any coins down it's throat, and it's already outside so it's not like I can chuck it through a window. What should I do???
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

delete it's account an kill it
In worse news I am so sweaty after the gym that my shirt is stuck to my back.

i should pointb out that this is new sweat post shower
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Ew.
I can't talk though. When I go dancing, I get so sweaty that my clothes stick to me all over, and sweat drips down my neck. It's a workout and a half!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

problem is the changing room has no windows or extractor
and so it is so fucking humid, it's impossible to dry properly.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I don't have a changing room at dance class.
I stay sweaty until I get home and have a shower.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

i see...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Get your hands out of your pants you filthy mong.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You first, diddle queen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Hands are above the desk thank you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Poppet in already eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Oh I see
You'll help some mangy moggy, but you left me for dead?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I like cats.
And you're still posting, so you're fine.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Hanging on by a thread here.
And it is a pretty shit thread
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

You'll be fine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)