CARROT LOVES OF THE INTERWEBS UNITE
I fucking love carrots too Leo, it's like we're meant to be. I also like potatoes and sweetcorn, since you're asking. Not beetroot though, makes it look like you're shitting blood when you are in fact just shitting.

Alt: Naked underwater table tennis using crustaceans as bats. Very niche. Also CombiChrist.

AltAlt: Me probably, intetnet security is to me what a measurable sense of moral correctness, sparkling wit, breathtaking originality and imaginative verbal conjecture are to everyone else.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have a very keen sense of moral rectitude, thank you VERY much.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Would you believe
that after writing that, I was too nice to single anyone out for abuse?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Well as far as morals are concerned
it wouldn't have been me. Mine are without fault.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

you have underestimated the parsnip

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I have NOT
I had merely forgotten it. Mmmm, parsnips
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i fucking love parnsips

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Do you at least rubber them up first?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

i give them
a quick wash, but no need to go crazy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

As long as you roast them for long enough afterwards there's no need to let them go to waste either

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

batter them myself, dear boy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

One can only imagine what with

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

sex juice and love

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I have fantastic moral correctness you mincing prat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

See above
Also; bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

You clearly don't know me in person at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

It was meant as a comment on the "mincing prat" thing
However, I've no reason to disbelieve you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I love beetroot Grand Moff Merengue, otherwise you're a damn good egg
Altalt: There are worse offenders than you my boy, and you are pretty darn fit if you don't mind me saying
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

There's a beetroot named after one of the top ranks in the Imperial Navy?!
That's fucking BRILLIANT

That's most kind of you dear boy, although I suspect this may be a wind-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

As much as you can take things on here seriously......you're a bit of a fittie

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

*blushes*
Awww, you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

This is fucking weird.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Don't get jealous dear
You're still my second favourite b3tan who I've had a pint with this month
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

You like sweetcorn?
I'm surprised you still do, what with the amount of it you have to pluck out of your japseye (I AM MAKING A JOKE ABOUT YOU BEING A GAY).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Impressive undermining of my "lack of originality" claim there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)