you utter quim.
Have you seen the poetic tribute to Rory on QOTW?

You dago.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Link it you cripple.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)

you erectile flidmuscle
www.b3ta.com/questions/burninhell/post1676288

AA a stalwart of B3ta?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)

That's the best thing I've ever seen in my life
and I've seen the bit where Jamie Lee Curtis gets her norks out in Risky Business. A LOT.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Surely Rebecca De Mornay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

He means in Trading Places

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

You've seen right through me
I've only watched Trading Places ONCE. You can read me like a book, Monts. And not a very good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

^James Patterson lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Andy McNab is actually an alright writer
Substantially better than James Patterson and his ilk.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

That is quite excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

It's quite well-written, if ultimately misguided.
I might compose a 9000-word epic about Apeloverage and his spasticated book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Which, ironically, would be significantly more words
than the feckless cunt was prepared to write in his spasticated book.

At a guess. Short stories, I ask you. LAZY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Battered's autobiography.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I hear that Battered's autobiography is like the Yellow Pages
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GElOGkCBrHw
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I don't think it's aimed at me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)