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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fucks sake swipe

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
i'm just saying that some people should be more fastidious about their personal hygiene, Q
i'm sure you can relate to that
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Cheesy cockrings

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
there are rastas bopping around jamaica
with shorter and less tangled dreadlocks than some guys have on their balls.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Oh, you are all class.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
i know

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
even so "the samples i have tasted on here"
is one of the most objectionable things i've ever read on here

there are many things i'd rather not know
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
haha your brain is being too literal
but do enjoy the image of cold milky spunk
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
see i wouldn't mind if it was this b3tan
www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/7280110672/in/pool-b3tabashes

or even this one
www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/7280114378/in/pool-b3tabashes

but cos they're actually attractive i doubt they'd ever feel the need to whore out their seedy grot stories to a bunch of strangers on the internet :(
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
That second one reminds me of Christina Ricci

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
wankbank that shit, yo

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I haven't seen fluffles post in ages.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
hahahaha
you've never read any of their /qotw stuff then.

poor old Q. always at the back of the Q.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
i'm not about words, swipe

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
i had some nice arancini for lunch
we were wondering if they were always in balls. i thought you might know, but you weren't around when your faux-italian-ness might actually have been useful
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
always in balls as far as i'm aware
you should never forget about the balls, very important tip that
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I don't think the second one is a b3tan.
I think it's someone's other half.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
let him know i'd smash that
cheers
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Me too, at the same time aswell.
We'll have to roll a dice to see who gets what hole.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
You've not been here nearly long enough, Q
that's not even in the top fifty.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
i think it was more to do with how i envision swipe's appearance, and that of the male b3tans she's no doubt swallowed the spooge of
rather than the act itself
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
urrrrgh, stop thinking about me
i've spent precisely zero time envisaging your appearance, and that's how it's staying, you online weirdo.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
i don't mean to, its jsut you say something and a picture pops into my head
of a manatee clumsily using its mouth to suck off a long dead hippopotamus, that kind of thing
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
you need to see someone about that
you say something and i yawn a bit, that's all.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
yeah having an imagination is awful

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
*brandishes masters degree in creative writing from oxford university*
*rolls it into a V shape*

*flicks it at quentin*

suck on that bitch
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Lot of sexual tension in this sub thread.
Quentin, you didn't move to Australia five years ago, did you?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
never been to Aus
wouldn't mind a trip though, but tehre might be australians there, ruining it
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
we could pay him to go now

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
i'm open to offers

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT YOU

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
you'd be v surprised
hopefully one day fairly soon, you will be.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
i just read your QOTW answers
you are a terrible, terrible writer

so you'll probably be every bit as successful as EL James
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
omg quit stalking me
now this may shock you. but how i write on /qotw is NOT how i write in real life. you utter plumsucker.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)

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