Oh good one. Nice work.

Now the Olympics are fucking up my access to my kid. I am LIVID.

I really could fucking cry, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i was quite pleased with that
would it be too insensitive to make a "she's not there" pun?

fucking hell, how so?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Hahahah no it wouldn't, v good.
My visit should be saturday. I agreed to sunday. Now sunday is cancelled due to them not coming back from Cunterbury til Monday to avoid Olympic traffic.

She's off to Spain on the 27th until Aug 11th, too.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

i know no more zombies tracks, so i'm spent
oh arse biscuit, that really sucks. could you get monday off??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)

No :o(((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)

to be entirely fair
that's your ex being a tool, not the olympics per se.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Now is not the time to be right online badger!
Put your skirt on and go play hockey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Really it is her responsibility to work around the traffic
I appreciate this will mean nothing to her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Take the Monday off work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Or kill your ex, whatever's easier really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)

I have staff on holiday - can take no time off at all next week

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Get your daughter sent to your office by courier.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I'm in the middle of a major sense of humour bypass today I'm afraid.
The thought that I won't see my kid until mid fucking August, on top of my other shit, is giving me a LOL factor of about minus twenty thousand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

You should get a dog !
Get a Prince Charles Spaniel, they have the same hair as you. And I'm sure you totally did KC2nd, he was the partying king. The joy on her face would be amazing, and she'll want to spend more time at yours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I couldn't properly look after a fucking cat, Gonz.
No chance with a dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

But between the two of you, you could do it !
Imagine being able to hear the pitter-patta of tiny paws pumping pavement as you do your runs ! A dog is a good thing, it teaches responcilbity, it teaches the circle of life, it teaches so much. And it brings you unrequenting unconditional unadulterated pure love. Imagine coming home to seeing a smiling face, just pleased you're home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)

You can't really expect them to cancel the olympics, or even to delay it.
I mean, don't you realise how much money they've spent on it? Every second cost millions of pounds. People have spent their whole lives for it. The stuff is all printed out, they can't undo that, although I guess they could change the digitial... nah', its a silly idea.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Because I'm a big girl?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Then how will you bum everyone?
Olympics is now officially shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)