I suppose I'd be interested to see where I'd be now
if I hadn't run away to live with a creepy old man off the internet.
Or if I'd studied something else at university.

alt: Yeah, I've got one of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Living alone?
Or perhaps with some other creepy man?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Almost certainly one or the other.
Thing is, if I'd known back then what I know now, I would have been more confident around actual, real life men. I might even have done proper dating and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Hindsight is a wonderful thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Innit.
You're never going to be younger or more attractive than you are now.
Which, when you think about it, is fucking depressing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)

D:

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Here to help.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Not true
I'm hotter now than I was when I was younger
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Face it Krones, you've peaked.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Maybe I have now
but youth isn't everything. I am much better looking at 32 than I was at 22. There is photographic evidence, but I'll be fucked if I'm producing it.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I feel the same
We're all swans here, Kroney...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Meh
No ellipsis needed. I'm not saying it out of vanity, it's a fact.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I have a tendency to overuse ellipses.
I got better too, just not by much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

i'm hoping I'll grow into my face

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)

^this.
I seem to have a small head but a huge face.
and sloping shoulders.
And no lips.
And a squinty eye.
And a big red shiny nose.

*goes off for a cry*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)

BUT YOU'VE GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Fat birds generally do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I don't think you're allowed to say you're fat
you weren't anyway, then you lost weight.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

I'm still overweight.
Wish I wasn't though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

She doesn't even really have that.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Do you know the really sad thing?
Al's RL friends can't understand why he's so mean online.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

It's because he can never have the man he truly loves.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

I've totally gone off him since he fell off the face of the planet.
I don't care anymore.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

he's got a tetchy keyboard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

They all think I'm an obnoxious prick.
I read it on the internet so it must be true.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

actually, I think I probably am too.
Which isn't hard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I don't think you were supposed to see that, Cavers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)

it makes me sad

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I might get more attractive!
Er...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Imagine a 4 year old saying that, bokes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I bet you would, as well.
Nonce.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)

How's the other end of the spectrum grave digger x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

at least I'm legal

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Touché

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)