Hopefully getting some fucking sleep
Got a demo tomorrow night, am actually going to get paid to dance. All I need now is a monkey suit.

Alt: Horses for courses innit. My usual dealer hasn't got the contacts of old so next time I go to InFest it'll be Monty, Barry for all the gangland hits I need putting out and Dozer to help me cure this fucking insomnia.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

wut?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Just keep posting, he'll soon drop off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Seriously, I cannot get to sleep
Would you come round mine and talk about music?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

It was airborne AIDS.
Bloody genius. Series two is on UK Gold this weekend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I can't believe I'm missing these.
Did you record* the book club one? Looks hilarious.

*I actually typed 'tape' initially /oldlolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I've only seen the "Places of my Life" one
which was brilliant. Need to catch up. Jackaknackanory.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I am recording them.
Everyone round mine for some coke and Partridge. You'll certainly be "Up with the Partridge".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Later on I'll be talking to Norfolk's youngest butcher.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Can I just read you something from Top Gear magazine?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

AhAAAAAaaaaaaa!
Only problem with that is, you live in London. I guarantee if I go there, I'll be either mugged or not appreciated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I promise to do both.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Excellent
Then we can make up over a round of Ladyboys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

"After you". "No, no, Darth. You first, old boy".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

'Member tapes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

We will never see the halcyon days of VHS again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Betamax nigga til I die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I knew you'd prefer the warmer sounds

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Something about white dog shit

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

And Spangles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Heston Blumenthal's pursuit of extreme gastronomy had taken a worrying turn

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)