I'm on the train going into work.
I hope it crashes into a truck carrying a nuclear bomb.

1- there is some dizzy little bunt who has constantly been on the phone talking about some shit I'm not interested in. PLUS her bag is on my seat and not in the empty spot next to her so I can't spread out my legs

2- some fucking European cunt is listening to his something or other without headphones

3- everyone is having a conversation really loudly at the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If you start masturbating they'll all shut up, guaranteed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

and yet if the girl were spreading her legs, you wouldn't be complaining

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Unless it was you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Or my nan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

you'd be swiping your credit card

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

in among one of the many, MANY rolls of gunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

it's still more than anyone would pay your gf
apart from desperate divorced dan, of course
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I'd give her one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

cheers stunned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

what, after she's had that greasy gurning lout spunking his tepid man gravy up every hole she's got?
rather you than anyone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

hey i'll have you know i very rarely jizz in her bumhole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Do you pull out and shoot it on her back?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

usually i go for the face, last night it was the blinds

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Nobody knows it but she's got a secret smile that she uses only for me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

gay
gtfo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Absolutely.
You can clean me up after if you like?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Only an old one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Very wise.
You don't want the mag strip dissolving.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Miss H2SO4.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I don't have personal experience
but I heard it's like Alien. Burns right through hardened steel decking.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

dicking

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)