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What're you up to?I can't stop thinking about Figmaus poster's mate and his wife, it's giving me a right bone-on.
I heard on R4 this morning that they're rolling out a campaign of polygraph testing for nonces and rapists when they're released. Is that the same polygraph testing that is completely discredited and inadmissable as evidence in courts? EH? Those dirty lying nonces.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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SOME NERDS GOT SHOT, HAHAwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18921492
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Alright? Alright?Everything's gonna be alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1678837
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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HEY QUINTY BABY!How come you managed to not get stepped? The mods must fucking love you!
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:26,
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Not if you were 4 years oldand someone who must not be named's kid
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:27,
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I'm staring at my screen, pretending to work.It's bloody hard work, pretending to work.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:12,
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Ladies and gentlemen: Mr Pam Ayres.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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I loled when someone once describe The Streets as "Pam Ayes to music"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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Is it completely discredited? I thought it was 95% or so accurate.
I would deal with them differently. Two bricks. Take the bollocks, leave the cock.
EDIT: 61% accurate. Little better than flipping a coin.
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And you'd be right to do so.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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Seems a bit harshI mean, his mate has just died.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:21,
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The people that want that probably think Jeremy Kyle is an intelligent show(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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I'm on the train going into work. I hope it crashes into a truck carrying a nuclear bomb.
1- there is some dizzy little bunt who has constantly been on the phone talking about some shit I'm not interested in. PLUS her bag is on my seat and not in the empty spot next to her so I can't spread out my legs
2- some fucking European cunt is listening to his something or other without headphones
3- everyone is having a conversation really loudly at the same time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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If you start masturbating they'll all shut up, guaranteed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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and yet if the girl were spreading her legs, you wouldn't be complaining(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:24,
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it's still more than anyone would pay your gfapart from desperate divorced dan, of course
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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what, after she's had that greasy gurning lout spunking his tepid man gravy up every hole she's got?rather you than anyone else.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:42,
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Nobody knows it but she's got a secret smile that she uses only for me. (, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I don't have personal experiencebut I heard it's like Alien. Burns right through hardened steel decking.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:43,
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I firmly believe that nonces feel attracted to kids in the same way that gays feel attracted to the same sexand that there are probably shitloads of nonces who know its wrong so never act on it. What on earth will a polygraph test prove? You can't stop a nonce fancying kids any more than you can stop me fancying oven gloves. Cyproterone acetate for any nonces and rapists being released from prison.
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Nah the majority of child abusers have been abused themselveswhich implies it's a learned behaviour and not something they're born with. Learned behaviours can be changed if done properly. "stringing them up" isn't usually the most effective way.
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You learn to nonce kids?do they charge they £9000 a year fees?
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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Don't be stupid Chompynext you'll be saying that the best way to improve the economy is to invest in long term infrastructure projects and increase regulation on the banks.
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Also I never said string anyone upI said Cyproterone acetate for any convicted nonces and rapists
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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that's like taking the teeth off a tiger and saying 'well he's just a big cuddly fluff machine now'(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
The idea that chemically or hormonally castrating sex offenders will help is a bit stupid.It'll just make people who have a fucked up view of sex and a history of violence, more angry.
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I WAS IMPLYING THAT JONATHAN KING IS GOING TO FINGERBANG HIS KIDS, CHOMPY(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
a-m-m-m-mau-mau, m-m-m-mau m-mau(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
One of my dad's favourite records there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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I've got some bad news for you Al. He's only gone and fuckin' died.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:29,
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I think 'who WAS he' is a little more apt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:32,
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I don't want a fucking grammar lesson you senile old bellend, I want to know what the fuck you're talking about.(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
A man died, Al!Don't try and tell me that grammar isn't important at a time like this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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I've been thinking about little else.My fantasy also involves your wife.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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To think you've moved on so quickly.It was only three threads ago. Show some respect, Al, ffs. He's barely cold.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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Oh I see.I'm eating my lunch already. I've been fucking starving these last few days.
How are you Monters?
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How can you eat at this difficult time?I'm good ta. Had a fucking excellent night out last night. Truly superb. And free of charge too.
You? All your 'IRL' stuff going well?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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Yeah, very well thanks.I'd quite like to go on holiday again, but I don't think I'm going to be able to.
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There was an article in the Independant about Indian police the other week.They still use "truth serum" in interagations. And there were loads of policemen and doctors saying Nuhh uhhh it does totally work.
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We should never have given them India back.They're fucking idiots.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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She's out of order keeping you hanging on like that.You should send a follow up.
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Don't encourage him, she wasn't expecting a shouty gaz calling her ropey looking and demanding shit sex.She didn't like it.
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it's extremely impolite of her to have not even acknowledged my gazhave a word
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your like the most considerate person on this whole site, you know that?(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I have often though that.I'm not sure other people appreciate me though.
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you've become alot better since your dad died(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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he's managed to maintain his composure at this difficult time(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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I don't know how I did it to be honestI think, if I hadn't had my dad to help me out, this whole process would have been a lot more difficult.
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DONE ITOH HI THERE THE BARONESS, I WAS JUST GONNA FOLLOW UP THE GAZ I SENT YOU YESDTERDAY, AMKYBE YOU DIDN'T GET IT OR MAYBE YOUR JSUT FUCKEN RUDE, BUT I WENT TO ALOT OF EFFORT TYPING UP THAT COS I'M REALLY SHY DEEP DOWNS.
I MADE YOU LIKE A SPECTACULAR OFFER, LIKE PROBABLY THE BEST YOUR EVER GOING TO GET, I DON'T EVEN MIND IF YOUR AM LESBIAN OR FRIGID OR WHATEVER, A SIMPLE YES OR NO WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IS ALL I'M SAYING.
YES/FUCK OFF.
THANKS
Q
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I love you so much.I might leave my wife and come and live with you.
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it must have been the stripey shirt and perfectly matching pink tie(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:40,
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Well that's the thing.I'm looking for decent recommendations. Single breasted and grey is what I'm after.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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It's for a weddingso it does need to be pretty formal. Peaked lapel, for preference.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:49,
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well you need a morning coat thenI prefer black to grey tbh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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I'm a guest, I'm not in the wedding party.Also, black isn't really appropriate and I already have a black suit.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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So? I always wear a morning coat to a church wedding, it's right and propertbh, T M Lewin are more than passable and good value as they are currently* having a sale
*always
www.tmlewin.co.uk/Suits-Coats/Mens-Suits,en_GB,sc.html?prefn1=Suit_Fit&prefv1=Sackville
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:55,
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I WAS LOOKING AT THE SITE, DOUCHEBAGTHANKS. THANKS A LOT. NO. REALLY. THANKS.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:01,
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Not if no-one else is, it's not.Then you're just a 'look at me' prick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:05,
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Well if you are going to a pleb wedding i suppose this is possible(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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From my experience, the sort of weddings that have everybody in morning coatsand top bloody hats are also the sorts of weddings that have dove releases and in which 80% of the women are an improbable shade of orange.
But whatever.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:09,
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This is not my experiencebut i suspect at these weddings people are wearing matching suits and shiney waistcoats from Moss bros
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:14,
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My uncle married in his 50s at a registry office.There were no plebs whatsoever, and I'd have turned up in a morning suit I would have looked like the world's most bent spastic aka you.
No offence, like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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The place I buy my suits from is near Livpool St station. Quality suits and hard wearing. You can get a nice grey herringbone suit for 240 that was orig 480 over in their Strand shop. Stanley Ley, legal outfitters.
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I also need a suit for my sisters weddingWell, I don't need one, but I thought I'd treat myself to a new one.
Shall I meet you there and we can share a changing room?
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If he only wants one breast then it's hardly likely to be leisure.(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
He feels a right tit already(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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Matalan, you'll get one for £40and no one you know will be able to tell the difference.
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He should take it to a tailor to have the jacket taken inthis will make it look more professional.
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That'll set the cat amongst the pigeons!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:11,
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Por favor deje el internet a través de la puerta más cercana(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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I think they've caught the gunmanwhich is unusual
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:56,
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i just imagined a squad of american police trying to arrest the gas masked man on the cinema screen"i'm sorry mister bane, i don't give a damn about batman, you're coming down to the station"
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If Mark Wahlberg was in that cinema with his kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did.There would have been a lot of blood in that aisle and then him saying, "OK, we're going to get somewhere safe, don't worry."
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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What if you were in there with your cunt kids?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:06,
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that guy must have a metal plate inside him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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he replied to my message 'leave her alone quentin'not even a please or a thank you or anything :(
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That is bang out of order.You should unfriend him on Facebook.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Steady onThat's a bit much
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:40,
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If only Americans were allowed to bear armsSomeone could have shot him and saved all those lives.
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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I think I'm'a go to this tomorrow:thekoolskool.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/bangers-scratch-presents-elements-all.html
To continue with my free hip hop theme.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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Morning all I’m trying to clear my desk so I can fuck off early today, did happen to spot this article.
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/jul/19/its-a-rap-hip-hop-hollywood
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:15,
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Oh nice one. Lunchtime reading for me I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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They're giving away books in our building ! OH BOY !I feel silly, they have 4 of them, and it says help yourself, but I didn't want to look greedy, so I took two. And then I went upstairs and told people and all took one of each and OH BOY FREE BOOKS
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:17,
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good ranging here:blog.becausexm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/BEcause-brand-experience-50-Shades-of-Grey1.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:20,
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Neil Cross - THe CallingIn the shadow of the banya by vaddey ratner
The two others I'm not sure but when I go for my fag if they're still there, I'll pick them up too =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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Good newsMy new headphones have arrived and I know these ones stay in my ears!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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I think we'll all sleep a little better tonight knowing that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:27,
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That's fantastic news!It will bring comfort to the families of those that have lost loved ones in the last 24 hours
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