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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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really? the ex is there, keeps emailing me pics of it. and pics of him with a pint, which makes me feel sick, given that we were still drinking at 4ambut he's cheering for SA, so he'll be happy.
what's happening? i know i could google it, but you tell it so much better.
also who's that really hot bowler, is he playing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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Not only is he bentbut he is a bent cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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the ex? or the bowler??we were bickering last night about men who are too into looks. shallowness is not an attractive feature.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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You are so right. It's crass and more than a little pathetic.It also reveals an underlying insecurity which is most unattractive in itself. And gayness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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also, generally the hotter the person, the less nice they are(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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You're actually a really nice guy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Li-li-li-like it li-li-li-li here we go(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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Remind me where your ex is fromI need to gauge his level of needing a slap
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i knowit took me a long time to come to terms with this. my nephew says "traaaahsers", ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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So why is he cheering for the Saffers?Right now his status as "Utter Bellend" looks beyond contestation.
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he won't ever cheer for england in any sport(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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Why not?It's obviously not because he doesn't enjoy sport, tickets to a test match at the Oval are not cheap. He's shelled out to go cheer against his home country.
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well it's only half his home countryand i think people have been quite quick to point this out in very nasty ways over the years.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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Yeah, and cheering against the home sports team is definitely the way to get back at them.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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Because everything someone does should be with the sole intention of garnering the approval of others?(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Do you really need this explained?Swipes ex is racially abused, he also doesn't support england for some reason, I don't know if the two are connected. You suggest that he is really sticking it to the racists by cheering against their team, and I point out that it's possible for people to do things for reasons other than the need to get approval from other people.
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I do enjoy how you can adopt a condescending attitude at the drop of a hatwhilst simulaneously jumping to a conclusion with no basis in the reality of what was said.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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Is it because this is the internet?Or is it because I frequently point out when people I know say things that are entirely indefensible?
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A little from column A, a little from column Band a lot from mystery column C, helpfully marked "Al is a prick". Although I suspect there may be some crossover with column A. If only The Mighty Badger was here.
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Awwww, I love how you still think I'm a prick.I think you're a lovely chap, even if you did unfriend me on facebook. I like your red braces BTW. You look like the chap that does the business news on the BBC Breakfast.
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I'm assured you're a lovely chap IRL, hence my column A/C crossover concession aboveAs it stands I have nothing to base my opinion on save your internet prickishness
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it's not the team he doesn't like, it's the fanshe has a point about football fans. a lot of them really are cunts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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Best cheer against them, then. That'll change their minds AND their behaviour.(
Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Yes, it is clearly never worth doing anything as just a point of principle.(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
If you're going to do something as a point of principleit'd probably be a good idea to do something that isn't petty and pointless.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Why? Why shouldn't people do anything they want to as a point of principle?I have never had a Big Mac, and I intend never to eat one, simply because I can. That is an entirely pointless thing, but I'm still going to see it through.
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Whether this is a reasonable comparison based on your reasons is mootMy issue with Swipey's Bent Cunt Ex (SBCE please, I'm lazy) is that he's spending a shitload of money on indulging his bitter pettiness. Not buying Big Macs costs you nowt, which I assume is part of your reasoning.
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I daresay SBCE likes cricket and so would enjoy being at a game regardless of who wonI certainly get the impression that cricket fans really enjoy the event more than the result, so it's not a waste of money to indulge his petiness, it's spending money on an even he enjoys, and while he's there he gets to cheer on the team that are currently winning (assuming they are, I haven't looked at the score). But even if the team he likes lost, he would still have seen a (hopefully) world class cricket match.
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Good pointI suppose it depends on whether he goes to see a great game or goes to a great game in order to cheer against the English.
More amusingly, I accidentally typed "biter pettiness" in my post above, appropriate as the man is so gay he makes me look like Oliver Reed by comparison.
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Good luck to you, Al.Where did I say that you, or he, shouldn't? What I did do was strongly suggest that I had no respect at all for it. Which I don't, on account of it being, in my opinion, facile and motivated more from spite than principle.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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Taking it out on the national sports team is no way to get back at the actions of a few pricksI can see his refusing to support England on account of the English but going to expensive lengths to decry them seems excessively twattish
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What a prick eh?then again I always cheer against the bent team
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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Yes, for entirely specious reasons.Much like all the Welsh I've met that do the same for similarly irrational causes.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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being anti- England in sportsIs not the same as being anti English.
You do realise this, right? It's a sporting rivalry. I know plenty of Leeds fans who would rather cheer on Gallatasserai (sp?) than Man United. Same thing.
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It's not a sporting rivalry."Rivalry" requires it be a two way deal. The English do not cheer against the Scottish.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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Indeed, at the Wimbledon final, I imagine a lot of English people were cheering Murray on.(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
no, it is a rivalry in that we tend to enjoy seeing our bigger and more skilled neighbour lose.I have no beef at all with the English, I have lived and worked in England tor ten years. Having a beef with the people as a whole would be irrational and silly. Sport is just a game remember, and the schadenfreude when, say, Germany beat England at football is immense. I can separate
sporting loyalties from real life.
Just to be clear here: supporting the other team in sporting events is not the same as anti-English xenophobia.
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That's because of your nationality and the inherent hatred of the English it conveys, I assumeIf you were English you'd be getting the same treatment as Swipey's cunt of an ex
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That'd be the hatred borne for a grudge that became irrelevant some 250 years agoI assume.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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It's very important that Scots assuage their sadness at being worse than the English at all sports by supporting teams that are sometimes better than the English.
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That's becasue you have a Scottish child-mind(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Bentland.He used to be your next door neighbour BECAUSE YOU'RE A GAY!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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