Saturday evening
I have an upgrade to complete that I've been working on since 7am, a good steak and some wine. Im also in charge of kids as Mrs Cow and step-calf are off pampering at a hotel for the day

What are we up to this fine evening?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:14, 33 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wondering where the fuck everybody is.
Thinking about dinner.
About to watch Indy 3, mr b3th wants to watch John Carter afterwards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)

JUNIOR!
Indy 3 is great - I love all of them (even 4 is ok)

Kids are flagging now so bath time then steak time for this cow!

John Carter? Wasn't he a doctor in ER?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Been in Cardiff, been to the gym, now sat in a garden looking at some cows

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

OI you you've been stepped....
Get thee back to thy naughty step.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

You aren't in my garden
I've checked
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

In the garden, enjoying the sunshine with a few beers
having just mildly burned then consumed parts of some cows, chicken and pigs. Along with some plants, for balance.
Tomorrow is looking similar.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

My steak will be cooked at 8pm for 2 mins on each side
and served with a sweet potato pot (containing onion, chilli, cheese, butter and peas, roasted in the oven until crispy on top) and some garlic mushrooms.

I am weeping sex juice at the thought
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)

food of the gods, that.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)

MORTALS BOW!
I'm fucking starving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

He never mentioned Bacon.
That's the food of gods
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)

It is the food of gods
whenever the weather is unsuitable for BBQ.
When it is, steak.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Bacon was lunchtime

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)

this is an excellent day, right here.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Scrambled eggs on tiger bread for breakfast says yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

three for three!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Its clean out of the park!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)

bbq and stuff innit
I had to replace a roof tile scared the Fuck out of me.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

it jumped up at you and went "BOO!!"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Out through a velux rooflight
On slippy slate, no harnesses,I only realised how stupid I was being when I looked down.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Yikes
Our roof pitch is stupidly high as the top floor is in it for head height
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Not good.
I once had that split second feeling of "you pillock, you have over-reached yourself " just before falling 8 feet onto an extension roof. Much ouch and bruising.
Apparently this is called an "ohnosecond".
I avoid ladders if I can now.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)

My mate Stu acquired an extra wrist doing that
Excellent scarring
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Been un Leeds all day.
Looked at suits in Paul Smith and Vivienne Westwood, bought Spiderland on vinyl and currently having a final pint in Nation of Shopkeepers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)

My step-daughter lives there and she says its a brilliant place

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Leeds is cool.
And mucho mucho fit birdage.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Hence the need for designer threads

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I take it she doesn't live in Hunslet or Beeston.
Or anywhere on the east side.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Oakwood

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)

in Birmingham at a Brazilian all you can eat grill and steak house
www.rodiziorico.com/

So stuffed with meat. Ugh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

My steak was fucking magnificent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Good beer, warm sunshine, great food, hilarious mini ape, hats, '39 MG, baklava, rose, dancing and good friends
That was the day that was in a list

:)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Apart from hats, all good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Mischief.
And no good.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 22 Jul 2012, 4:18, Reply)