People who are unable or unwilling to raise well-behaved children.
They are absolute cunts, the fucking lot of 'em.
Look at me, getting all OUTRAGED on the INTERNET about a subject I will never have first-hand knowledge of.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's called saying NO.
And then following through.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Do you have to shit on someone if you don't want to have their kids?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Oh man, it took me a minute to get that.
But yes. Shit on them. Literally and metaphorically.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i don't understand why shitting yourself would help

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Too slwo Quents
already made that joke
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i done it better

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

try it
and then report back to us. we'd all enjoy that report.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i would but i'm banned :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

oh, why are you banned?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

cos of the gazzes i sent to chompy and monty's girlfriends

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

but blind girls can't read anyway
i fail to see why this is a problem
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Oooooo,sick burn there Swipey, you've got your cat claws out today.
Has he still not paid you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i had them manicured all short and painted glossy red at the weekend, al
they're not sharp claws
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I think I'm getting claws.
My fingernails are all strong and long and neat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

there is a condition where people get clubby fingernails
makes them sort of diamond shaped (not tiffany cut ones either).

gross
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

i admit i went to far last week
but this business of swipe giving chomp tickets, expecting to go to an event with him, but then her not being able to go and him going and then not reimbursing her for the tickets does make him seem awfully cheap.

i hate to side with swipey here, and i just know chomp's gonna have a word with cr3 and have me even more banned, but this does make him seem awfully poor and cheap
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Last weekend I saw a woman trying to tell her young daughter not to do something fucking annoying.
Except she didn't tell her, she ASKED her. And the kid ignored her. So then she moaned like buggery at her husband about how the kid wouldn't do anything she was told.

I had to restrain myself from shouting 'perhaps if you told her rather than asking her. She's three years old, you stupid, vapid bitch. You're the fucking parent.'

But obviously I'm British, so I just rolled my eyes and walked off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I ask my daughter rather than tell her.
Luckily she is a nice child and that almost always suffices. Practically every sentence she hears me say contains a please and/or thank you.

You can ask a child politely to do or not do something whilst still making it clear that it is really a command.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

This^
Politeness costs nothing (fortunately for you)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Agreed
My kids are only told to do something if they are about to hurt themselves. Though most of my asking comes with a threat, i.e. She-Ra pick up your toys please or I will have put them in the bin.
( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

How many kids do you have?

( Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)