Well I think this is funny, no one will agree
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/22/stewart-lee-olympic-games-twitter

The comments are the best.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:34, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

he comes across as a complete wanker in the first paragraph
'oh i've won so many awards, oh i have 900,000 followers', shit off fuckcunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

It's a joke obviously.
he doesn't even have a twitter
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

seems very boring

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

the joke




























































your head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Your head




A camel's anus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I think you'll find it's more like


A Cam"NakedApes Head"els anus
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

that was pretty much Pooflake's strop on QOTW
Autisms have voted for my stories! I have WON qotw on several occasions! These are real achievements!

One of his stories was about him shitting himself
at work, in a meeting. Now, far be it from me to call bullshit on a qotw entry, if I had shat my kecks in work, all over a chair, I'd be mortified. Certainly wouldn't post it on the internet.

This is how you win at life. Poo on a chair, tell strangers about it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

You really ought to stop banging on about how much better you are than people on QOTW
It's a more than a bit sad, and could also be seen as hugely hypocritical.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

What if he actually is better than everyone else?
It's a long shot, admittedly, but possible...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Well, then he should carry on.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I enjoyed it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I also enjoyed it

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Great comment here
"Bit off-topic, but I like spicy food and I've never had it burn my ringpiece on the way out. Never experienced that, not even the time I had a phal. I always thought the craic about refrigerating your bog roll and so on was just hyperbole."
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I love spicy food, but even a mild dish sends my anus into spasms of agony.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Maybe if you shoved a condom up your arse the poo would fill it inside you
then you could pull it out in a single manoeuver and have your ringpiece protected from the heat by the prophylactic .
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I'm totally gonna try this next week.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

oh man, that is just rank.
Are you speaking from experience Ape? Do I really want to know if you are?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh come on, you're a scientist
how would this even be possible?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I dunno, It's the internet.
If you can think about it, it exists somewhere on the internet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

That just sounds like the world's worst excuse
for when someone finds a condom in your anus.
"Honestly Doctor I was just trying to catch a shit".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

and the hamster was giving me a hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

ttdr

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Too tedious, didn't read?

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Yup.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)