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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning bendersI've been away for a couple of days, whjat have I missed?
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well now i'm being misquotedwhat i actually said was that i wanted to gag him and ride him like a mule
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how can he do that, with a gag in his mouth?be sensible, poppet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:51,
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You'll have to fight Leo for me Q-DoggI'll fill the paddling pool with jelly
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New guy, can't remember his full nameSaid I was a fittie. Don't care how sarcastic he was being, that's internet validation right there.
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Latest rumoursDamien Delaney - Free Transfer (Ipswich)
Danny Collins - 500k (Stoke)
Elokobi - yet to be approached
Kightly - currently negotiating with agent as Kightly is on a tour (both Wolves)
Craig Conway - in negotiations (Cardiff)
Reidy is the new captain.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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Danny Collins was absolutely terrible for Sunderland for yearsthen decided to be OK. Then they sold him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:01,
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Had no idea about Kightly or Conway, so thank you for that mate :-)Kightly would be a great signing if we didn't already have more midfielders than we know what to do with. Glad Geudioura's been brought in, he was quality last season.
Um, could you please retype that, it looked like you said Andy Reid had been made Captain
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They had a weigh off for itor a pie eating challenge
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:03,
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I'm a big fan of Andy Reid when he plays wellThe problem with that is that if a player loses form - say, one game in two - you need to drop him to buck his ideas up, you can't just keep him in the team cos of the band on his arm
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I remember his first game for SunderlandBest pass I've ever seen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:08,
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His first kick, just aboutwww.youtube.com/watch?v=DBVfGFpdgw0
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Yeah that's not bad is itIf the lad had been born with a right foot he could have been a world-beater
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i saw something that made me happy this morning, DFso i'll share it with you, as we all know how much you love pussy.
i was really worried at the tube station. the houses behind the station have walls at the end of their garden. on the station side, it's a sheer ten foot drop with a tiny ledge halfway down. someone's gorgeous "tuxedo" cat had jumped over it and was stuck on the ledge with trains going past him. He seemed happy enough, but I thought he was going to end up on the track and get fried and squashed :(
I was wondering what to do, when he looked upwards and just leapt straight up the vertical wall! It would have been like me jumping onto the roof of my office. Supercat. this made me smile all the way to work, even though the tube stank and was full of shitcunt tourists who haven't noticed that THE OLYMPICS HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:50,
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the tits are the people who buy a cat when they live in a house that is sandwiched between the A-FUCKING-4, possibly the busiest road in the countryand a tube station.
some truly massive tits right there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:57,
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But kittums are fwuffy!!What about their human rights to have fwuffy kittums?!
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buy a different house, shitcuntsor otherwise stick to a budgie or a goldfish or something. OR make sure your cat can't jump over the sodding wall at the back of the house.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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Morning fellaAny luck with your phone yet?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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Nah mateI actually miss it less than I'd expected I would, but am not due an upgrade til September, so either Apple fix it or I'll be forking out for an early upgrade
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It packed up dead on SaturdayNo idea why. Took it to the Apple store and they said I had to make an appointment, which is tomorrow.
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I've managed to drop mine twice in a weekCracked the fucking screen :o(
But work are getting me a new iPhone 4s soon!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:05,
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I want to work for your company!Unless Apple can sort this out I'm getting a Samsung Galaxy S3 with my upgrade, not happy with a phone that just stops working after 19 months
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Watch the screens on the S3Two of the lads in here have them and one's broke in half and other other's scratched
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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Are they clumsy buggers?Scratch that, won't help. I'm a clumsy bugger.
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Fun(!)Tis a shame, I'd sent you a picture before you said it was broken, was of this
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:03,
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Nope, simply showing you what I was watching at the time.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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No, I was in Leeds, considerably less impressive.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Look at the picture, dipshit.What sort of show has a curtain like that?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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