Alot of men are married to ugly fat bitches who they have to stand next to in their godawful four sizes too small dress from primark on their latest dismal night out to see if they can find that long forgotten 'spark' in the relationship
you seem like that kinof guy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:33, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you just described tricky

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I'm surprised you don't find him sobbing in the toilets more often

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

he spends half his day in the bogs
he says he's doing 3-4 poos a day, but now we know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Who the fuck is this "Tricky" person?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Tristran, do keep up Poppet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

and who is he when he's at home? I don't pay attention to your menial little life.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

please stop bullying me :(
yesterday was too much and i can't take it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Go to KFC then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

i went last night, what of it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I rarely agree with you, but here I have to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

you can hold my willy if you want to

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Fuck no, I don't want to touch your diseased microcock.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

it's bigger than noels, he gazzed me his once thinking I was a teenager on the rebound

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

You think my wife is an 'ugly fat bitch' too?
You guys need some kind of power salute or something, or a badge, I dunno, something that sets you apart from everything else.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Nah, I just think you're a ugly fat bitch.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Ah, okay then

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Yet again, Rory doesn't so much hit the nail on the head.
As batter it through a wall with a piledriver. Or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Well, I must say this 'kinof' guy hasn't got it too good
How are things for you?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

i'm waiting to find out if poppet wants to hold my willy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Depends if she can contract her fist enough. I recommend ski gloves

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

To quote The Castle.
"Tell him he's dreaming"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I was out in Windsor for dinner the other night
and there was some hen do or something. They were all like that. All wearing cheap dresses two sizes too small so you could see their gunt rolls straining at the nylon/polyester mix fabric.

I haven't spent so long so hard in ages.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Me neither, just reading this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I bet you could have cut glass.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Gunt is the word of 2012

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

You're such a fucking slag Kroney.
Honestly, how difficult is it for you to think "If I can see her gunt through that shit dress, how saggy is it going to be?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I am not.
I am a perfect gentleman.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)