I refuse to talk about sweets.
I need beer/ale suggestions to make next.
I have an IPA on the go, should I make...
St Peters Ruby Red Ale
Mexican Ceveza
English Bitter
Or a Pale ale
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Or I might make a fruit beer
for the ladies
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Cider beer

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

ladies bumsex male arserape party I'm holding on a jelly-covered pink bouncy castle in Brighton this weekend

Overcompensationlols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

will there be spectator seats for this
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Cerveza?
Will you carbonate it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

The yeast carboantes it when you put it in the bottle to finish off.
You get a suprising amount of fizz
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I'd imagine it's easier to make brown beers at home than decent lagers.
Is this right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Both about the same, but lagers can take months in the bottle to become nice.
So it's basically quicker to make ale than lager but the process is pretty much the same.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

hurr hurr
You said 'finish off'.

God, I'm so mature these days. I think it must be the heat. I can feel my brain melting.

Remember kids - spastics die in hot cars.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Eventually.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

cars sex
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)

"Turn to page 7 for more info and gory pictures!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Don't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I'm actually quite partial to Fruli to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)

And I'm fond of Bacchus Cherry
But I've had far more bad fruit beers than good, and as a result, I tend to avoid them now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Whichever is the lighter and most refreshing
the better to be enjoyed in a sunny garden, etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Probably the Ceveza or the pale ale.
But it'll be 3 weeks until its ready so it'll probably be snowing by then.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Indian summer?
Maybe do the ruby as well then and hedge your bets!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

It's just too hard a decision.
I'll end up spending £100 on kits this weekend I just know it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

English bitter.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)