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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poncing about who will start a new threadWhy? Do the thing!
Do tell me why you minced about and wouldn't start a thread.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Shut up your deadAnd your dad's named Mr Kirk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:57,
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Let me guess - you work in the public sector.Yes or no.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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Thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=THCj2AJuNVE
And hits the ball out off the park
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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That's not a valid answer, I'm afraid.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:02,
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Please submit all questions in triplicate, via Rob(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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Is there some sort of tendering process I can go through?I love so much your forms.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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See above answer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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I did one, couldn't be bothers to think of a questionYou work in the sex industry, yes or no?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:02,
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No, although it's an aspirationI don't have sufficient qualifications.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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My industrywww.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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Yep my MX5 is well pucka(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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I've met himHe's not fat.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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That's just because you're astronomically fatit makes him look normal sized, but it's like comparing Jupiter and Saturn, or comparing Saturn and Mars.
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Banjololz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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Do you think I have time to compare my relative size to Plum? Really?I'll tell you this though - get diagnosed with a big condition and you loose weight damned quick.
I've dropped 6 stone in a year.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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I've got the opposite to what Gonz hasHaemochromatosis.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:37,
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This is the last straw, it really is.I've been bullied and trolled all day, I can't take it no more.
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change the wordsMiss and hard around
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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Everyone on the internet is fat.It's the law.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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You'd like that, wouldn't you?you filthy pervert.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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Did you know your boyfriend is running a half marathon this weekend?See what you and DiT have done to him?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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No, I don't know anything about his life because he has cut me off and never tries to get in touch.Seriously, I'm quite upset.
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Dunno about thatI'm a pretty good aim with a halfbrick but you're still posting.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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I live for chubby benders taking off their clothes so I can stuff fivers in their thongs.(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I don't mince.I glide gracefully from place to place.
And occasionally walk into things or fall over.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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You and your bloody hoverboard(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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I wasn't hereI was meh about making a sandwich so I just had a salad, i.e. piled all the sandwich ingredients on a plate. Turned out lovely - some jalapeno hummus, some boursin, some mature cheddar, sliced red pepper, tomato, cucumber, baby spinach, pickle, and some chunks hacked off the roast ham joint.
OM NOM NOM etc.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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Now you really need to be forced to live in WolverhamptonJust for being a smug git
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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I think he's brummie anyway...Are you a midlander?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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"is you a yankee?" "No Oim a Midlander"doesn't really have the same ring.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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Have you ever tried to talk to somebody from WolverhamptonHAVE YOU,HAVE YOU?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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I know people from Wolverhampton.Some of them can read and everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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liesto be fair I worked with someone from The Dark Side, but she supported Ipswich so was alright.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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Don't say teh I word round darth.It's nearly as bad as the Derby word.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Hey B3th?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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*blushes*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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Errrrrmmmmmmmmm*blushes MOAR*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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I once got lost in Wolverhapton.If it happens to you don't DON'T DON'T ask for directions, fucking half an hour the bastards
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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The Custard Bowl is full of shit, la la la laStand up if you hate the wolves etc
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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I'm levitatingJaspercarrotlolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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In other wordsyou're on thin ice, Hartles.
*points at own eyes*
*points at HH*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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Brommies are OKI even got custard pied by lenny henry as a kid
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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(along) -a +s(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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You aint street enough innit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:45,
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Rather depends on what you mean by "get along."(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:45,
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Put a whole new light on gangbanging(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:50,
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I know nothing of their work.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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They inspired thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ez8Nc7ZWw&feature=autoplay&list=LLUpJu1d-9PRrFna7EuGrC4A&playnext=6
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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If I still worked in a slaughterhouse I could make a hilarious meat-based pun that played on the different meanings of "mince".Then again I've always been shit at puns, so I probably couldn't.
alright TD
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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Right - fuck you lot then. Bedtime.I was going to leave you with a little thought about Hitachi's sums for Ferryhill but I can't be arsed. Work it out for yourselves.
I'll do it - imported expertise.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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