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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm lost,
Where is /pig porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Fry me up some eggs
I'll slap them, some buttery bread and brown sauce around my cock for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
i don't like this.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Within a week you'll be begging for the days of PENIS BACON
Off Topic does terrible things to a boy's brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Pssst. W. Pig here is on holiday from /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
where is the "/talk" you speak of?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Second door on the left.
Off you go, they'll fucking *love* you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Ah, the greener grass principle
Let's make the boy at home Monters. Want him to go back with stories to tell. Break out the sodomites
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Nor I.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm tempted
but it's been a long time since I had cock or bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Pigs in blankets is what you need

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
DISCLAIMER:
my cock is not actually bacon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
but it does make that white sputum stuff you see on old bacon on a hotplate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
That's 'bacon milk' (c) my brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Bacon milk might just have replaced cock yoghurt as my favourite spaff euphemism

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
you have to be careful around desperate fatties
could get nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'll knock your teeth out with my trusty baseball bat first
No risk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
that seems...umm....fair?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Ironically I have the words "my cock" painted on the end of said bat
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.

"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"

Etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Our apprentice recently "your name" and "my name" tattooed on each buttock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
on your hard drive

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
There's a really obvious "cock" replacement sentence here
Cock your hard drive!

No...

On cock hard drive?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

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