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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Nor I.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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13 years ago)
I'll be honest, I'm tempted
but it's been a long time since I had cock
or bacon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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Pigs in blankets is what you need
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:57,
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DISCLAIMER:
my cock is not actually bacon
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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but it does make that white sputum stuff you see on old bacon on a hotplate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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That's 'bacon milk' (c) my brother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59,
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Bacon milk might just have replaced cock yoghurt as my favourite spaff euphemism
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00,
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you have to be careful around desperate fatties
could get nasty
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:00,
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I'll knock your teeth out with my trusty baseball bat first
No risk
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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that seems...umm....fair?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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Ironically I have the words "my cock" painted on the end of said bat
Makes for some brilliant 80's action movie one-liners.
"The last thing you'll see before I knock you the fuck out will be my cock in your face"
Etc
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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Our apprentice recently "your name" and "my name" tattooed on each buttock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:44,
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