The clean and jerk, or whatever it was that Sullymannyogloo fella did
I really wish I'd concentrated more on 'running really fast in a straight line' at school, the plaudits are fucking phenomenal.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:58, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what colour are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Lego coloured.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

jaundiced, this doesn't bode well for his athletic career

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

*applies for role in The Simpsons*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

role in The Simpsons job at Disneyland as a Ben Hardwick impersonator
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

4 year contract, at most
Not worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Your heart's just not in it
heart liver
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

skin-toned

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Alright Legoland or whatever your fucking name is?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I dreamed a meme in time gone byyyyyyyy

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

So, what you're saying is that you want to watch that Sullymannyogloo fella have a wank in the shower?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

+ again
Nah man, gimme a few minutes.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Morning Leo
How are the rest of the Turtles?

By which I mean your kids.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Hey Darth
How are the rest of the Gay community?

By which I mean your many male lovers.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Supple and toned, thank you
The baby oil shortage is hitting us hard though, we've had to resort to using lard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

HA *office snort*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

And how's life in the world of laser-eyed hardworking Badgers?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

ROBOT BADGER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Oh man I wish I was a robot badger that would be awesome.
But otherwise everything is good thanks. This week has gone super quick. In fact this whole year has!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I agree
Almost August already? Blimey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

That's because this year to date has been building up to tonight
The next two weeks are going to be like running through treacle. Or "running", as British sprinters call it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

FOUR WEEKS
Why do you not class the Paralympics as a worthy event? You heartless bastard.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Gold, Silver or Bronze?
Still a spacker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Flids don't count.
They're not even real people FFS, cyborg cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Going to Italy in three
Nothing that happens while I'm out there counts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

This has just reminded me...

The other day my two young sons (aged 11 & 8)were arguing about something when the youngest one pointed at his brother and said 'You're GAY!'

The missus overheard this and interjected, saying something along the lines of: "What you've just said could be offensive to the gay community"

My youngest son paused for a moment, reflected on what he had just heard. He then pointed at his brother and blurted: 'You're the gay community!"

#hadtobethere
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I dunno, i lolled a little

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)