Now I want crumpets.
Crumpets, like toast, should only ever have butter on them. Anything else is just an abomination unto god.

Morning, you. All good? I had a lie in today. It was a very nice change.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dip the crumpet in egg, fry it off, apply bacon and mayple syrup.
You will be a god in the eyes who you serve that too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

don't have maple syrup
do have egg and bacon though. I've got honey, that's in the same area as maple syrup, right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

That would deffo work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

^ worst jew ever ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I got no time for being jewish, I'm to busy being Great British

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

GO TEAM RACE TRAITOR

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Beans. Cheese. Jam.
All things other than butter that should be put on toast.

I'm not bad, had a few beers last night but not hangover quantities. Am currently watching the final season of Ashes to Ashes as I read somewhere that the last episode explains it all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)