Crumpets!
I had crumpets for breakfast. I had butter and jam on them, what do you have on yours? What's nice on crumpets?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:09, 14 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Now I want crumpets.
Crumpets, like toast, should only ever have butter on them. Anything else is just an abomination unto god.

Morning, you. All good? I had a lie in today. It was a very nice change.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Dip the crumpet in egg, fry it off, apply bacon and mayple syrup.
You will be a god in the eyes who you serve that too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

don't have maple syrup
do have egg and bacon though. I've got honey, that's in the same area as maple syrup, right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

That would deffo work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

^ worst jew ever ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I got no time for being jewish, I'm to busy being Great British

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)

GO TEAM RACE TRAITOR

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Beans. Cheese. Jam.
All things other than butter that should be put on toast.

I'm not bad, had a few beers last night but not hangover quantities. Am currently watching the final season of Ashes to Ashes as I read somewhere that the last episode explains it all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

boiled egg
nom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Best serving idea for crumpets, on a sunday morning.
One buttered crumpet, add on top a full English cooked breakfast.
Morning all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Crumpets and jam are an excellent source of carbs for a sporting endeavour.
GO TEAM GB
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Marmite.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Cheese and onion..

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I hate crumpets.
Rubbery nonsense, they are.

Toast, croissants FTW.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)