remember that girl i said who was on my facebook who looked really fit in her photos but in real life she's kind of big and really moany?
well her boyfriend of many years is actually autistic and a store manager for halfords, proper rainman mental and shit. i reckon she could do better, not much, but still
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Link up a "hot" photo, I bet they're all myspace style duck faces.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

close
we'll call this the "this is what i wish i looked like" pic

image removed out of respect for permablob
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

and this the "what I actually look like, but imagine it moaning in your face ALL the FUCKEN time really nasally"
2nd image removed out of respect for permablob
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

ah
I see...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

i feel bad about posting photos of someone you'll never meet, should i delete that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

NAh fuck it, its her own fault for not being attractive enough for your tastes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

ITS NOT THAT CHOMP HOW DARE YOU
it's the profile pic/accurate pic thing, no idea why she added me, silly ol' permablobber
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

tbh i'd have probably still given her one and all
might have stopped her whinging, i'd have probably cured her blobbing too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, I see what you mean. Over exposure and closeups are the plain girls best friends.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

she was a perma-blobber too chomp
she had some medical condition she didn't mind telling everyone about that meant she bled for 10 years

nice eh?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

how is she not dead?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

i imagine the flow wasn't too thick, NA
thanks for that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

i must been like that type I didn't put the lid on my squeezy ketchup properly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

shooting int eh air like a water fountain?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Haha fucking hell Q
chivalry isn't dead, eh?
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

why would she tell people these things?!
no-one asked, it was a real low-point in the office
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

That entirely justifies you telling us.
Let nobody tell you otherwise.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

i might edit out the photos

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Probably a good idea

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I wish I'd got here sooner now

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

you snooze you lose

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

maybe she just wants a little attention.
probably something to do with her dad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

very strict dad from what i remember

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

He strictly stuck to banging her in the shitter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

i think she probably turned him down

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

i was with my girlfriend at the time, the whole office was like :O
whoa, crazy girl, very militant feminist too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I find these office updates fascinating
I'm not even taking the piss. It's like a soap opera.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

well i am glad to hear that
i think someone has to add content, otherwise its just people talking about themselves and their lunch, bit dull really

we all know some characters, eh?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

i think
he works with bella.

or he would do, if she had a job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

girl in the photos only worked here for about 4 months, 2 years ago

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I probably would tbh

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

that's what i said
i was jsut pointing out the disparity between the photos
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Well since Barryoaks got cancelled it's all we've got.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

you wish you looked like a girl?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

context cavy, context

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

you like looking like a girl
in certain contexts? OK, got it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I call it gender LARPing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)