Are you drunk?
The tackiest thing I own are my PVC trousers

Alt: Elousie
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

er no...
morning legoland, what's up in Windsor/Denmark?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

haha my friend went off on a stag do where they had to wear lederhosen (no idea why)
he left it so late that the only fancy dress shop still open was in soho. as he was trying them on, the curtains parted, and a silky camp voice spoke the words that chilled him to his very soul:

we also do those in pvc.

i mean... pvc lederhosen? how fucking niche is that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Very niche, very shexy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I really like you, Legoland or whatever your fucking name is.
Slightly less so now I know you own pvc trousers, though, if I am brutally honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I can cope with this
I looked good in them once upon a time
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I can say with some certainty that you did not.

Unless you are Suzi Quattro which I am guessing you are not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

or siouxsie sioux
And cher.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

No I'm not, but I did
You need to chill out and let your mind be a bit more flexible or something.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

are you a agirl on the interent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)