if i had more time I'd spend it on /talk

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If wishes were horses.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

wtf does that even mean

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Absolutely no fucking idea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)

if wishes were horses, beggars would ride
you pair of philistines.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

If wishes were horses, you'd not be able to finish a sentence without being interrup-NEIIIIGGGGHH!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)

It means that it is better to do something than sit around wishing your life away.
Edit: this was meant to be in reply to Kristine
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I wish I backed all the stuff off my old phone
Fucking micro-sim cards
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1689479
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Lost all my simcard saved numbers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Evening/afternoon/morning, K.
How's the promotion treating you? It sounds like you're really enjoying your new job.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

pretty good
It's nice to be taught things but I'm in charge and responsible for everything now until my boss comes off maternity leave
streeeessssssssssssss
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)

It's a great opportunity.
You know how people always look at their retard boss and think 'I could do your job so much better'?

Well, now you can. And when she decides she couldn't possibly come back to work and leave her precious hellspawn, you'll get a permanent ride.
Just make sure all the proper bitches get the worst shifts. And then fire their asses when they mysteriously don't show. And recruit hot single straight guys to take their place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)