weirdly, it was boris johnson.
he was lovely, and quite sexy in real life.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I bet his pubes have exactly the same haircut

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Well I bet they're different. £10.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

you'll need to get some photos then, not the ones where you are wearing them like a moustache

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

i bet his bumhole bumbles when he guffs.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

He's great. Anyone who fails to recognise this is a spanner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

and sexy, right?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

He's shorter than I thought, but I'm prepared to bum him, just for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

tomorrow morning will be your 4th date
bumming will be fine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

It'll be our fouth date this week alone.
In total it's about 12. We should be at the teabagging and angry pirate phase by now.

MAYBE HE DOESN'T FANCY ME RSWIPE. Maybe I'm doing something wrong!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

remember you only show off cleavage OR legs
not both at the same time.

this might help.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Oh shit. That'll be it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

roll your shorts up tomorrow OR wear one of those gay t-shirts and press your elbows together as you run
i guarantee he'll ask for your number
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

i quite fancy him
not really sure why
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

He's charming, slightly clumsy and (unlike so may others in his profession) doesn't seem to be full of bullshit
He does exactly what it says on the tin.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

sure, in the world of politicians he's a solid nugget of shit in a sea of liquid diarrhoea
but if we're talking celebrity crushes, he's an odd choice. still, i would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

He's not conventionally sexy, sure
But I totally see why women would go for him. Most women over the age of 15 see that muscles and a pretty face aren't everything. But hey, what I don't understand about women could fill a barn.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

brains and sense of humour
the rest is just detail.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

TAXI FOR HAWKING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

or that bloke in 'Mask'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Or both at once!
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

some freak on here will be doing exactly that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

that'd make a great film only with zombies and dinosaurs too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

In a giant spaceship
Jeepers, that'd be awesome.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

meh, he can leave the mask on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Unbelieveably that's a 'joke' in the film

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I though he only shagged the blind girl so what difference would it make?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I can see that actually
I bet he has that boyish clumsiness about him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

OH FINE
Hi TH, how are you today TH? Oh, I'm fine today Janet, THANKS FOR ASKING!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

don't be so NEEDY.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)