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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's ok swipe, come and play in here. Chompy is a meanie.
Q: would you like a puppy?

I think chomp has ignored me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:12, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm not a happy man, bob,
Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Why not wp?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
i've just sat through a day of disciplinary, to try and be supportive for a guy
That I thought had hit hard times, made a bad choice to do a bit of a rob to help his finances. An old friend. Turns out he's been on the steal for months and is basically a cunt. Now I'm associated with him in the eyes of the bosses.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
What did he rob? Can you betray him counte de monte cristo style?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
no,
Stock and cash mostly. Admittedly he seems to have covered it with some originality, but still, I feel a prat for believing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Why don't you just say that to the bosses when you get a chance.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Because he's too busy being on the internet to think of ideas like that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
i spoke to my direct boss, and he said he'd pass it on,
But I had no chance to speak to superboss.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Camp outside his office
and if that doesn't work, act like a straight person outside his office.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I don't get why someone who has obviously been stealing would even bother turning up to a disciplinary,
why not go, yeah it was me, I quit and then fuck off/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
He wanted to nick the pens at the disciplinary meeting.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
i just looked in my wallet,
Just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Or you would have done, if you could've found it.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Two shit threads in one day Andrew, you're really spoiling us

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Well Chompy ignored me so I had no choice

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
ignore 2.0 is riproaring success
rob will appreciate the feedback
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I'm loving it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
It's good but I still like seeing everything
Can you gaz someone on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
It goes through but automatically goes in their deleted items.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Goodbye naked ape
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
He's harmless, why would you ignore him

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
His dithering spasticity is endearing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
he takes his abuse pretty well
he don't go launching shit vendettas over someone being mean
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
for the lols

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Because he said nasty things about the fattyman.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is about me, not you walrus chin

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I haven't, we just don't seem to get on and he is obsessed with my parents
(lack of)
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
al took his dad being dead pretty well

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Well something made him the online prick that he is, prob his dads cock

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
We're all online pricks Andrew
search for this enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I'm alright me
And you can call me andy x
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I thnk she must be ignoring you, Bob.
Oh, the bullying, will it never end?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I can't take the rejection. I might write a suicide note, post it, then ignore EVERYONE

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Isn't this how it is going to end up though?
Lots and lots of threads with few posts in each one.
I'm sure it has been asked before but can't we, as adults, actually just ignore something without having to click a button to make it physically disappear?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Tanlges you spastic, the last three threads each have over 100 replies
that's not lots of threads with a few posts in each is it?

Please don't ignore me, I couldn't live without you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Don't make me take this to facebook too
kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
The visual equivalent of sticking one's fingers in ears and LALALALA
Fingers in eyes, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This
There are a couple of people I could probably do without but I just mentally ignore their posts rather than actually ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
i don't know about you,
But I rather like clicking things.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
DOUBLE GOLD AND A SILVER
Now we're 5th best country in the world!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Since then, another silver.
WE'RE ALMOST BETTER THAN FRANCE
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
ONLY ONE GOLD BEHIND THE FRENCH!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Better than the Aussies. LOL

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
G'lol

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Hi Clenders!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Wotcher Curry Buddy!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I would love a puppy.
Perhaps more importantly, I'd like a job where owning one would be feasible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Yes.
They're tasty.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Why ignore Rory? Has he upset you?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
'Exciting' lolbash news:
We're looking at taking over the back room at the Sebright which would mean the music will be back on (unlucky, wankers) and we won't have to mix with the hipsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
You take away pleasure with one hand, then give it with another.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Mcfistywank

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
mind you, hipsters may be preferable to Boyce's taste in music.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I like some of the stuff he recommends. But I also like good music too.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
YOU SHITBAG.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
You have great taste, but I like some modern music too, like from the nineties

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

may be

are

Didn't hear the funky chicken even once last time, the prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I bet you missed out on Vanessa Paradis as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Yeah, by about ten years, then that prick Depp got his mitts on her.
I'd have knocked her back doors right through.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
By Rufus Thomas?
I have that on 45. It's fucking excellent but I normally play the other side 'The Breakdown'.

And I wonder why no-one likes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
To be fair, people don't dislike you for your music, Monty.
It's because you're an insufferable cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Monty put him on ignore.
His TOTALLY VALID OUTRAGE is pretty funny.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oh, I wasn't outraged.
Tut.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
WELL MAY BE I WILL.
SEE IF 'MR FUNNY' HERE'S STILL LAUGHING THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
YOU'LL BE SORRY
YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Not exactly true...
I dislike him for both his cuntery AND his music.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
YESSSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)
i might actually attend.
Or I might dress as a hipster and watch you longingly from across the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I firmly believe that you should.
It's going to be v amusing, intentionally or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I will not be attending, which is a massive shame for both of us.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
*self-harms*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
*guides knife*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
*knifes Guides*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
You forgot his stupid clothes and bad hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I certainly do my best to...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Difficult to do. I have found Temazepam keeps the nightmares away. Would you like some?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
It'll have to do until Cousin Douggie gets released.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I got one of these off the girl at the drive thru last night

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
that wasn't a girl.
Or a drive thru was it Dr.?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Can we poke our heads out to throw stuff at them, though?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Yes, you can see them on the other bar.

(we may still not get the back room btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I love hipsters

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

hipsters cocks up my botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
^VIRGIN^
edit - the second poster above - you know the luggage


ignore 2.0 won't stop MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Media is shit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
You're like Braveheart only from a different country and on the internet and not dead and...


You're nothing like Braveheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
He should still meet the same end if there's any justice in the world.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
8(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
someone has to stop that monster rob

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
he's hilarious that boy
he doesn't need an ignore button to stop me thinking he's a cunt. he just needs to say, "yeah ok you were right, i wasn't nice to you and i'm sorry". problem solved.

but he'd rather think i am a nut-job than that his behaviour was at fault. er.... arrogant, much?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I have no intention of putting you on ignore, but hearing about all this is getting rather boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
can someone fill me in briefly so i can also start to get bored of it.
Wouldn't wanna miss out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
i am going to infer from this that he has been mouthing off about me whilst hiding behind the ignore button
haha what a prick
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Don't infer anything. Just please stop going on about him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
what was the best thing about him?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)

















i genuinely have nothing to put in this space
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
did he never once touch in a way that made a shiver of pleasure run down your entire body,
and then you felt yourself moisten slightly and slide straight off your chair?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
oddly enough
NO
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)
He can recite the entire lyrics to 'Holiday Rap' by MC Miker G and DJ Sven without any mistakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
He doesn't 'play the fool'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
We are fifth in the medal table! Go team GB!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPPPYYYYYYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
first time for everything 'Victor'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
By which I mean *shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Mini ape likes to clap when the crowd claps :)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
welcome to my ignore list, yo suckas.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
New world record in the cycling pursuit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Is that one on the road or in the velodrome?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Velodrome

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
*puffs out chest*
I had a hand in the pringle
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
The Velodromes knickname is the giant pringle

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
I see, and you built it did you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Oh, I see*


* I really don't see
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Raycharleslolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)
*puts up hand*
Feel free to ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)
I already have you on pricknore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Do the real one MTFU
I bet you're to scared to aint cha?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)
oh man
I hate checking out birds when their clothing is too opaque to make out their key assets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
You're not visable as having viewed me on that 'thing' we discussed...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)
I'll link yo up later, homegirl.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
fuck no i don't want a puppy
I got roped into taking care of my cousin's shit box while I watch her kids
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
I love puppies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Jeffer's loves them MOAR

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
i love them in theory

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Lesbo theory, best module ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)

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