I take back all my previous comments about cyclists...
Because


Despite everything I have said in the past



I am buying a bike this weekend.

I feel like such a fraud.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Me on Battered's new bike, earlier
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2008/08/its_the_caption_competition_a.shtml
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)

That number 2 caption is excellent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I was thinking that Monty's caption was far funnier than any of them
and his wasn't that funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Git.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Tell us its a Raleigh Chopper.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Chopper Budgie
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Not made my mind up but probably something like this
www.evanscycles.com/products/cannondale/quick-sl2-2012-hybrid-bike-ec031498#features
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Lots of spec there.
The brother of an Ex of mine, once commented that his gears cost more than my entire bike. I could only reply that I was sure my car cost more than his bike.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Do you really need to spend £700 on a bike?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I don't need to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)