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Urghhhhh. I looked at my watch in the pub and it was 12:40.How did that happen? Stupid pubs not closing when they're supposed to. Met some nice foreigns though inc a Spaniard who is here with Spanish TV for the Dulympics, amusingly (to me) he fucking hates sport.
I am slightly dying. Revive me with some LOLarity please.
Alt: WEEKEND, IS IT?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:08,
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Morning MontsHow about this.
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/aug/02/celebrities-quit-twitter-abuse
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:12,
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That's sick, Kirsty would neve let a black man into her vagina(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:17,
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spadelolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:18,
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Hahahahah'I will not accept being told to shoot my own womb or bleed to death with a spade in my vagina by anyone'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:17,
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I reckon 2.0 has driven Rory to twitter(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:18,
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Being sensible for a moment, it does seem a tad harsh(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:20,
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They should have said please, I agree.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:23,
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Dear Kirsty, May I kindly request you drown in your own aids riddled menstrual blood please.
Many thanks,
Kind regards
Mr. W Pig. PhD.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:25,
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There, you see?It costs nothing, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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That would just be Dr W Pig, you spaz.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:27,
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Who are you calling a spaz, you diabetic turd-wrangler?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:29,
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Are you coming to the LOLbash in Sept?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:32,
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I hope so.Haven't put my name down after the last debacle.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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No-one will judge you**to your face
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:38,
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HahahahaThanks Dog, I really need a sermon after being arrested.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:43,
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It was copywriting like this that sent Clinton Cards bust(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:27,
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I have next week off from the day job.I am going to finish Money today, then read more Amis.
He really is rather good. I must also get my copy of The Satanic Verses back from my mate, he lent me Mein Kampf in return.
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comedy is dead.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:20,
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well i never.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:23,
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I don't know why SOME PEOPLE feel the need to be rude, I really don't.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:24,
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Alt: blousie, noel and a music festival.Morning montague. I hope you went straight home to bed when you realised the time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:21,
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I sure did, Davlington.Do pass on my warmest regards to Biggles, and tell Noel he's a racist shit-end. Thanks x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:24,
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Will do, squire.The wife's been up all night cleaning. Hardcore or what?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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I'm rather looking forward to it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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WEEKEND INDEED.I've been studying the glycolytic, gluconeogenic, and citric acid cycles today. Tonight I am Seeing Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer. Looking forward to it very much.
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SPOILER ALERT:He ends up president of America.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:25,
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I hear his nemisis the vampire John Wilkes Booth gets the last laugh(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:28,
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I feel Monty may have a comment for this postMorning/evening pops
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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Morning MontyNo LOLS from me at the minute, have had a quiet week.
Alt: My brother's wedding this weekend, then I'm meeting up with old friends on Sunday, should be an excellent weekend!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:27,
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No doubt Neil Buchanan is the best man?Really AA will your lies NEVER end?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
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Not THAT brother Monty, FFS!GOD! It's like you don't know me AT ALL!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
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Woah, I'm going to a wedding tomorrowTwo weddings on the same day? Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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Two weddings? Well that is going to require....TWO HATS!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
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It's probably 'META' or something(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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So that WAS you lurking round by my bins last night.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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I have somewhat of a hangover this morning alsoRed wine and Leffe Brun are not a good mix. I've been up since 4:30am due to lolarious "work issues" getting on my tits and am off to hospital to have some kind of spaz-robot attached to try and find out if I'm going to die.
On the plus side, I'm meeting DG (and possibly Tourettes for the first time) in the pub at lunchtime
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Weekend plans are not to die and off to in-laws for a 30th wedding anniversary BBQ and much Stella
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:29,
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SPOILER ALERT:Yes, you are going to die.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
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MORNING SPORTY HOWS THE HANGOVER?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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Not too bad at the moment, taI see bacon ahead though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:33,
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Not if the question is 'what's the best brithday present for a massive Jewboy?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:36,
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STRIKETHROUGH BA END STRIKETHROUGH DE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:36,
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She can't make it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:44,
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I noes.She's been in full on insomniac cleaning mode all night. I suspect she'll be catching up on sleep shortly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Shut up did you make that.It's fucken LOVELY is that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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I did too!Cheers. Turned out quite nice. I want to put a bigsby on it, but I'm far too impatient to save up for one.
The neck p'up is really warm and the bridge is twangier than the tin man's ballbag. Blended together they sound REALLY nice.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:32,
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I really did turn out nice.How much did the whole venture cost, if you don't mind me asking? If you do mind, can you just tell me anyway but resent it?
Thanks awfully x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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Well the body was a gift, so I'm not entirely sureThe neck was about 60 quid off eBay, everything else was about 80-ish. Some would argue that you could buy Squier tele for about the same price, but where's the fun in that?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
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May I recommend:myworld.ebay.co.uk/secoguitarsworldwide/?_trksid=p4340.l2559
and
axesrus.com/
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:39,
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And these guys make excellent pickupswww.guitarfetish.com/
But us poor Brits get screwed on import tax. Makes it slightly less of a bargain.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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Oh man my guitar buying days are well behind me.Lucky I already have six, eh readers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Peter Sutcliffe(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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*sings*We've got to bray, just to make it today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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CheersIt's the second tele I've built actually. The other one's not hollow though.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
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Some wacky looking cunt is taking up three seats with his bike on the trainIf you've got bike fucking ride it you fingerless leather glove wearing cunt wart!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:33,
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STRIKETHROUGH BIKE END STRIKETHROUGH COCK!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:35,
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You want him to ride his bike in the carriage?You really are a peculiar fellow Nakie-noo, has anyone ever told you that before?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:35,
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Is he wearing a long leather jacket, by any chance?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:35,
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Nah, shorts and a wife beaterPlus shit tattoos and hair like wolverine. I hope a cement mixer squashes him against a bus then urban foxes rape his twitching corpse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:38,
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I feel the same way about you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:39,
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So it's NOT Kaol then?Phew, you should feel lucky, he could well have stabbed you!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:39,
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I take back all my previous comments about cyclists...Because
Despite everything I have said in the past
I am buying a bike this weekend.
I feel like such a fraud.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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Me on Battered's new bike, earlierwww.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2008/08/its_the_caption_competition_a.shtml
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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I was thinking that Monty's caption was far funnier than any of themand his wasn't that funny.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:44,
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Not made my mind up but probably something like thiswww.evanscycles.com/products/cannondale/quick-sl2-2012-hybrid-bike-ec031498#features
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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Lots of spec there.The brother of an Ex of mine, once commented that his gears cost more than my entire bike. I could only reply that I was sure my car cost more than his bike.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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Do you really need to spend £700 on a bike?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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I feel I should state hereI borrowed Mein Kampf out of interest. I only managed to read a bit, it's turgid, overlong, badly written and clearly written by someone in awe of their own writing 'talent'. It's as if it was composed by an anti-Semitic Pooflake.
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Do you feel that you should state it here because no one responded to your original mention of it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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no, just it's a book with a lot of baggage.I'm not a Hitlerite, I leave that to Monty.
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I feel I should state herethat you are a right helmet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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Olympics joke from Sickipedia"It's ironic that Team GB's first gold medal was won by two women reversing."
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I might buy this:blahblahtshirts.com/product_info.php?products_id=22¤cy=GBP
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:50,
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Really? Why on earth would you want that?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Because me and the Dog are tight, brah.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:54,
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I want this for work...www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001K3GRE4/ref=redir_mdp_mobile
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I want this for work:www.spreadshirt.com/totenkopf-skull-ss-germany-hitler-nazi-t-C3376A7160837
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:55,
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What about a Nazi mankini?Offensive on many levels
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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Good thinking, Tee Aitch, very good thinking indeed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:59,
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You are Nick Griffin AICMFPany reason why the link is to a heavyweight women's T-shirt?
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Am also slightly dying.Met with Rakky for a civilised drink last night, staggered home at closing time and am now bloody hungover but I remember agreeing that we are going to do roller derby.
Alt: have to work over the weekend. And eat meat.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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I might still be drunk. The text on the screen is wobbling.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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I hear ya. My mouth tastes revolting.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:02,
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8 days until my kid's back. 8 fucking days. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:04,
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Do you want to borrow one in the meantime?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:07,
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if I get horny I'll just nick one from a hospital or something.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:08,
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I just bought a Nexus 7I don't need it but I want it. What a waste of 200 quid!
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Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:06,
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I totally know what one of those is.Are you coming to the LOLbash, Phillie Phil?
I do hope so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:07,
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Stoopid pubs. Not closing on time. My mouth tastes like Monty's kitchen floor. Filthy.
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Haha 5am kitchen Barry rape(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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Hasn't been seen around these parts since he was accused, tried and found guilty in an internet court of justice of stealing from you. (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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and yet the internet never forgets, there'd be at least eleventeen mentions of it a day if he was around(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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What you say doesn't matterno one else wil ever let it go, Rory particularly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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fuck off, i've been a tower of strength for barry during this tawdry affairIVE GOT THE GAZZEZ TO PROVE IT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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LOLarity
Alt: Sod all. Fancy a curry?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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4 whole marajuanas stunned(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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