Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1
« Go Back |
Popular
Urghhhhh. I looked at my watch in the pub and it was 12:40.
How did that happen? Stupid pubs not closing when they're supposed to. Met some nice foreigns though inc a Spaniard who is here with Spanish TV for the Dulympics, amusingly (to me) he fucking hates sport.
I am slightly dying. Revive me with some LOLarity please.
Alt: WEEKEND, IS IT?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:08,
154 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Morning Monts
How about this.
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/aug/02/celebrities-quit-twitter-abuse
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:12,
Reply)
That's sick, Kirsty would neve let a black man into her vagina
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:17,
Reply)
spadelolz
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:18,
Reply)
I like Kirsty.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:18,
Reply)
Hahahahah
'I will not accept being told to shoot my own womb or bleed to death with a spade in my vagina by anyone'
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:17,
Reply)
I reckon 2.0 has driven Rory to twitter
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:18,
Reply)
Being sensible for a moment, it does seem a tad harsh
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:20,
Reply)
They should have said please, I agree.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:23,
Reply)
The youth of today eh?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:25,
Reply)
Dear Kirsty,
May I kindly request you drown in your own aids riddled menstrual blood please.
Many thanks,
Kind regards
Mr. W Pig. PhD.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:25,
Reply)
There, you see?
It costs nothing, you know.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:26,
Reply)
That would just be Dr W Pig, you spaz.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:27,
Reply)
Who are you calling a spaz, you diabetic turd-wrangler?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:29,
Reply)
You, you fat fingered hippy.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
Reply)
RIGHT THAT'S IT
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:32,
Reply)
Are you coming to the LOLbash in Sept?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:32,
Reply)
I hope so.
Haven't put my name down after the last debacle.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
Reply)
No-one will judge you*
*to your face
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:38,
Reply)
Hahahaha
Thanks Dog, I really need a sermon after being arrested.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:43,
Reply)
Hahaha
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:48,
Reply)
It was copywriting like this that sent Clinton Cards bust
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:27,
Reply)
I have next week off from the day job.
I am going to finish Money today, then read more Amis.
He really is rather good. I must also get my copy of The Satanic Verses back from my mate, he lent me Mein Kampf in return.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:16,
Reply)
comedy is dead.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:20,
Reply)
I wish YOU were dead, Winders
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:23,
Reply)
well i never.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:23,
Reply)
I don't know why SOME PEOPLE feel the need to be rude, I really don't.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:24,
Reply)
I sure did, Davlington.
Do pass on my warmest regards to Biggles, and tell Noel he's a racist shit-end. Thanks x
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:24,
Reply)
Str8 up G4NG$T4, G-money.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:28,
Reply)
+ my bellend
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:28,
Reply)
I'm rather jealous of your weekend.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:28,
Reply)
WEEKEND INDEED.
I've been studying the glycolytic, gluconeogenic, and citric acid cycles today. Tonight I am Seeing Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer. Looking forward to it very much.
(
Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:24,
Reply)
SPOILER ALERT:
He ends up president of America.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:25,
Reply)
I hear his nemisis the vampire John Wilkes Booth gets the last laugh
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:28,
Reply)
I feel Monty may have a comment for this post
Morning/evening pops
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:26,
Reply)
Evening :)
I'm sure he will but that's okay.
(
Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46,
Reply)
Morning Monty
No LOLS from me at the minute, have had a quiet week.
Alt: My brother's wedding this weekend, then I'm meeting up with old friends on Sunday, should be an excellent weekend!
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:27,
Reply)
No doubt Neil Buchanan is the best man?
Really AA will your lies NEVER end?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
Reply)
Not THAT brother Monty, FFS!
GOD! It's like you don't know me AT ALL!
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
Reply)
Sorry who are you again?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
Reply)
YM LOL
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
Reply)
Lezza
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:39,
Reply)
Woah, I'm going to a wedding tomorrow
Two weddings on the same day? Coincidence?
I DON'T THINK SO!
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
Reply)
Two weddings? Well that is going to require....
TWO HATS!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
Reply)
I don't get it.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
Reply)
It's probably 'META' or something
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46,
Reply)
I'm watching you, pal.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:47,
Reply)
So that WAS you lurking round by my bins last night.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53,
Reply)
I have somewhat of a hangover this morning also
Red wine and Leffe Brun are not a good mix. I've been up since 4:30am due to lolarious "work issues" getting on my tits and am off to hospital to have some kind of spaz-robot attached to try and find out if I'm going to die.
On the plus side, I'm meeting DG (and possibly Tourettes for the first time) in the pub at lunchtime
Alt:
Weekend plans are not to die and off to in-laws for a 30th wedding anniversary BBQ and much Stella
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:29,
Reply)
Tourettes is ace.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
Reply)
I think you may be correct
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
Reply)
SPOILER ALERT:
Yes, you are going to die.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
Reply)
I suspect this is true
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:33,
Reply)
MORNING SPORTY HOWS THE HANGOVER?
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
Reply)
Not too bad at the moment, ta
I see bacon ahead though
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:33,
Reply)
Bacon is always the answer.
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:35,
Reply)
Not if the question is 'what's the best brithday present for a massive Jewboy?'
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:36,
Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH BA END STRIKETHROUGH DE
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:36,
Reply)
Just B not Ba?
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:38,
Reply)
A-Team lolz
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:41,
Reply)
Decon?
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:41,
Reply)
BONGLE!
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:43,
Reply)
30th?! Just how old are you?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:36,
Reply)
Mrs Cows parents, not mine
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:44,
Reply)
Awwwww
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46,
Reply)
Alright Monce
Look at what I
made
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:30,
Reply)
Shut up did you make that.
It's fucken LOVELY is that.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:31,
Reply)
I did too!
Cheers. Turned out quite nice. I want to put a bigsby on it, but I'm far too impatient to save up for one.
The neck p'up is really warm and the bridge is twangier than the tin man's ballbag. Blended together they sound REALLY nice.
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:32,
Reply)
I really did turn out nice.
How much did the whole venture cost, if you don't mind me asking? If you do mind, can you just tell me anyway but resent it?
Thanks awfully x
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
Reply)
Well the body was a gift, so I'm not entirely sure
The neck was about 60 quid off eBay, everything else was about 80-ish. Some would argue that you could buy Squier tele for about the same price, but where's the fun in that?
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
Reply)
And these guys make excellent pickups
www.guitarfetish.com/But us poor Brits get screwed on import tax. Makes it slightly less of a bargain.
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
Reply)
Innit doe.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
Reply)
Oh man my guitar buying days are well behind me.
Lucky I already have six, eh readers?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
Reply)
I can't stop myself
I think I may have a problem.
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:41,
Reply)
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Peter Sutcliffe
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46,
Reply)
STOP
Hammer time.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:48,
Reply)
*sings*
We've got to bray, just to make it today
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:49,
Reply)
Worst episode of Stars in their Eyes, EVER
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:56,
Reply)
Ooooooooooooooo!
I likes
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
Reply)
Cheers
It's the second tele I've built actually. The other one's not hollow though.
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
Reply)
Ooh shiny
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:36,
Reply)
It sure is!
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:37,
Reply)
Some wacky looking cunt is taking up three seats with his bike on the train
If you've got bike fucking ride it you fingerless leather glove wearing cunt wart!
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:33,
Reply)
Sit on his bike
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:34,
Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH BIKE END STRIKETHROUGH COCK!!!!
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:35,
Reply)
You want him to ride his bike in the carriage?
You really are a peculiar fellow Nakie-noo, has anyone ever told you that before?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:35,
Reply)
Is he wearing a long leather jacket, by any chance?
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:35,
Reply)
Nah, shorts and a wife beater
Plus shit tattoos and hair like wolverine. I hope a cement mixer squashes him against a bus then urban foxes rape his twitching corpse
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:38,
Reply)
I feel the same way about you.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:39,
Reply)
So it's NOT Kaol then?
Phew, you should feel lucky, he could well have stabbed you!
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:39,
Reply)
WITH A WAKKI SNAKE!!!!
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:41,
Reply)
I take back all my previous comments about cyclists...
Because
Despite everything I have said in the past
I am buying a bike this weekend.
I feel like such a fraud.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:40,
Reply)
That number 2 caption is excellent.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:43,
Reply)
I was thinking that Monty's caption was far funnier than any of them
and his wasn't that funny.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:44,
Reply)
Git.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:44,
Reply)
Tell us its a Raleigh Chopper.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:46,
Reply)

(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:48,
Reply)
Chopper Budgie
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:49,
Reply)
Lots of spec there.
The brother of an Ex of mine, once commented that his gears cost more than my entire bike. I could only reply that I was sure my car cost more than his bike.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53,
Reply)
Do you really need to spend £700 on a bike?
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:57,
Reply)
I don't need to.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:58,
Reply)
I feel I should state here
I borrowed Mein Kampf out of interest. I only managed to read a bit, it's turgid, overlong, badly written and clearly written by someone in awe of their own writing 'talent'. It's as if it was composed by an anti-Semitic Pooflake.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:43,
Reply)
Do you feel that you should state it here because no one responded to your original mention of it?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:45,
Reply)
no, just it's a book with a lot of baggage.
I'm not a Hitlerite, I leave that to Monty.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:50,
Reply)
I feel I should state here
that you are a right helmet.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:48,
Reply)
+ wing
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:50,
Reply)
Olympics joke from Sickipedia
"It's ironic that Team GB's first gold medal was won by two women reversing."
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:47,
Reply)
That's not ironic.
GO AND LOOK UP IRONY ON WIKIPEDIA!
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:51,
Reply)
*SOMETHING ABOUT IRONING*
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53,
Reply)
Really? Why on earth would you want that?
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:52,
Reply)
Because me and the Dog are tight, brah.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:54,
Reply)
I want this for work...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001K3GRE4/ref=redir_mdp_mobile
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:53,
Reply)
What about a Nazi mankini?
Offensive on many levels
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:57,
Reply)
Good thinking, Tee Aitch, very good thinking indeed.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:59,
Reply)
Would have made the Nuremberg rally very different. ....
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:02,
Reply)
You are Nick Griffin AICMFP
any reason why the link is to a heavyweight women's T-shirt?
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:58,
Reply)
Because you are gay?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:02,
Reply)
Or you were searching for best fit?
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:04,
Reply)
Batteredlolz
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:05,
Reply)
Am also slightly dying.
Met with Rakky for a civilised drink last night, staggered home at closing time and am now bloody hungover but I remember agreeing that we are going to do roller derby.
Alt: have to work over the weekend. And eat meat.
(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:56,
Reply)
Hard times, brah.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:00,
Reply)
I might still be drunk. The text on the screen is wobbling.
(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:00,
Reply)
I hear ya. My mouth tastes revolting.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:02,
Reply)
8 days until my kid's back. 8 fucking days.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:04,
Reply)
Do you want to borrow one in the meantime?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:07,
Reply)
if I get horny I'll just nick one from a hospital or something.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:08,
Reply)
I just bought a Nexus 7
I don't need it but I want it. What a waste of 200 quid!
(
Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:06,
Reply)
I totally know what one of those is.
Are you coming to the LOLbash, Phillie Phil?
I do hope so.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:07,
Reply)
Stoopid pubs. Not closing on time.
My mouth tastes like Monty's kitchen floor. Filthy.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:10,
Reply)
Selfish publican cunts.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:11,
Reply)
It was all me, me, me.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:14,
Reply)
Haha 5am kitchen Barry rape
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:12,
Reply)
Where is the Bazmeister?
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:13,
Reply)
Wormwood Scrubs
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:17,
Reply)
Hasn't been seen around these parts since he was accused, tried and found guilty in an internet court of justice of stealing from you.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:19,
Reply)
All forgotten.
Baz is a nice lad.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:20,
Reply)
THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:21,
Reply)
RESPECT MA AUTHORITAH!
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:22,
Reply)
and yet the internet never forgets, there'd be at least eleventeen mentions of it a day if he was around
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:23,
Reply)
What you say doesn't matter
no one else wil ever let it go, Rory particularly
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:22,
Reply)
Poor, poor Baz.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:23,
Reply)
fuck off, i've been a tower of strength for barry during this tawdry affair
IVE GOT THE GAZZEZ TO PROVE IT
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:25,
Reply)
LOLarity

Alt: Sod all. Fancy a curry?
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:22,
Reply)
Injected marijuana?
Right-ho.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:24,
Reply)
4 whole marajuanas stunned
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:25,
Reply)
« Go Back |
Reply To This »
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1