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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I did my washing last night and they didn't dry out properly in time for work today.
There is nothing more miserable than sitting in an office in soggy pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It is pretty nasty when that happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
maybe you should ask for some more tighty-whiteys for your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Stop picturing me in my underwear you filthy bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I am so wet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Wetter than a retards chin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Man and woman chatting at the coffee machine as I was making my drink
Woman: "I just need something hot and wet in the morning."
Man: "Allow me!"
*Long awkward pause* *both leave without saying anything further*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
You work with Monty's mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
It would have to be two ladies if it was his Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Monty's mum is no lady.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
stop postingsat on a stool in your mum's basement , with a hate bongle on then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
That's his favourite wanking stool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Mummy took the others away once they looked like they'd been left under a pigeon's perch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
It's that time of year. The wank sock is up for it's annual washing machine trip.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I heard it sounds like someone threw a snapped off broom handle into the machine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Best break out the hammer and chisel then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
The washer'll look like the "before" picture on the Calgon advert

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

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