Bellend is an understatement
Money grabbing evil bastards - and I'm being polite.

I'm fine apart from being currently penniless.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wankers.
How are the kids, managed to find any new way of injuring themselves?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

SONG POP!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Yes, fine, I know you're beating me.
Can't do it during the day, will try and get on tonight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

nah, i sucked on the last one i sent you
hahaha some chimp challenged me this morning. his score? zero.

that's not a fucking challenge, you fuck-knuckle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's not good
I've managed to get 1/5 before, but that was on 'Modern Rap', who the fuck listens to that?!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i like the american ones
they send me random things like "latin radio" and "modern country".

ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I used the coins on there to buy 'UK TV Themes', turns out I'm shit at them too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i suck at that one
i hardly watch any tv
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

They're mostly old ones, Blue Peter, Grange Hill, etc

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I injured myself the other night
walked into the bedroom in the dark, making my way to the bed side table lamp, when I encounter what turns out to be the Wife's hair straightners lying across the floor.

To say my feet got tangled and i went down like a sack of shit would be an understatement
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

You get your feet off me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

That's the life of a teacher though I guess, although you could have a word with PJM
unless he is the ex...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Hahahah!
Nah, he's not the ex :)
His opinion is even lower....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

phew, thought I might have put my foot in it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

No. He's currently negotiating a new bicycle...
I've told him I *need* a fancy ipod dock in return. Although to be honest what I really could do with is about £3k - more would be nice but lets not be greedy ;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I do not recommend taking on extra marking.
*sees stack of extra marking and cries*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)