Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thank god for that, Vagabond is a dull cunt and no mistake.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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It's about as likely as you being able to reach a book off a tall shelf.(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I may be using ignore 2.0 for the first time at this rate.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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You're displaying an outrageously short temper if that's the caseHAHA, oh the irony.
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A. H. A. Are you performing at the Edinburgh festival this year Al?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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My lifelong pal Paul McCaffrey is.He's a decent standup.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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prove it queer.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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No probz, knobz.www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/2012/paul_mccaffrey/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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i meant prove that he was a decent standup.christ monty, i know you're poor, but thinking is free.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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I thought you'd just take me at my word.I feel a bit upset now, I'm not gonna lie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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well, what with your taste in hair, music and clothes...you know...
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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look, calm down monty, we're friends, and friends are honest to eachother, and honestly you look like a homeless person.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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I misread that as Paul McCartney.Someone I know does every year - Adam Kay.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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why don't you just go live in a houseboat, nice low ceilings, everything pretty low, tall friends will be the ones at a disadvantage.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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fine then, last time i try to help anyone on the internet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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Some people are so rude!Isn't that right, you gaseous Deacon?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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i was going to post you some money as well, but my charitable streak has been cut short by this horrid event.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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Typical gaseous Deacon behaviour.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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Deacon gas is so much more sustainable than other fuels.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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Don't think you can get one with enough rooms.Edit: he's loaded isn't he?
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enough rooms for what?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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I'm almost sure it's Baldmonkey.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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Wormulus.Frank?
Twohats?
Bert?
A Chimp.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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I hope it dies,(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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only a joke shed, be calm.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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oh i do hope so, i missed the big /talk spack out yesterday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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oh yeah?he hasn't posted in a while, i wonder if he is actually dead this time. I miss his bird blog, and his fat bald head.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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When even Baldmonkey gets bored of somethingYou know it's gotten bad
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i hope the birds are ok, i worry for the staff at britains many waterfowl and bird conservation areas.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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how's it going?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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You're the bankrupt one aren't you?I can't remember who is who. Bored at work so though I would join in.
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Mortal Wombat?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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Perhaps it's not such a bad idea after all.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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Don't lie - you can't spell anything at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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That's good - I like thatI might put that on my flyers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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I'm sorry this doesn't make any sense.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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Alright shed, I approve of this mongy tribute thread, you've done the lad proud.GO TEAM GB
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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What's happened to Mongy? Stepped?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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he's worn himself out being B3ta's one man olympic coverage and cheer team/poor little scamp.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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Mongychops sponsored my first iconand he posted the endearing 'shitrags' series of blogposts.
I won't hear a word said against him.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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he is a hero of this website, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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I'm covered in fucking glitter.Where the fuck has it come from and why is it always me that gets covered in the stuff? It seems to happen once a month or so.
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Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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gay poltergeist?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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it's like I've got the world's most useless fair godmother or something."have good luck! *sprinkles fairy dust, nothing happens* fuck"
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Kroney, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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smash her fucking teeth in.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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Nah, he doesn't mistake the rest of us for children(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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That deserves a clickBut I won't actually click because I disapprove of your child abusing tendancies and the fact you won't meet me for a curry next thursday.
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I'll add it to my collection of assumed clicks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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Maybe you were raped by Darth in the night.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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QOTW is back again.Shouldn't all these fuctard twats have pissed off again by now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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Some of them have been stepped again already.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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Janet + two others.Don't know who the other two are - they've posted in the B3ta FB group that they've been stepped, but I don't know what their usernames are.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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Oh God is there a B3ta 'FB group'?Fucking hell how shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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they all talk about the stuff that they posted on b3ta... fucks sake
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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Do you have to 'like' it to have a nose around?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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https://www.facebook.com/groups/153019998136186/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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I can tell you now that I do not 'like' it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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It's quite funny how outraged they are at being banned from a website.(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
we should have a concert, like with you tube links to show our solidarity (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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There should be a minute's silence at this week's Twang Club, for our fallen street soldiers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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it's fukkin nelson mandela all over again, except they're not black but at least robs a racist(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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I thought so. The other may be Dr Shambolic.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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I think this answer wins.I'd like to thank the others for taking part, however.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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you do your bird and then you come backno point in making a song and dance about it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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Makes one much more productive too. I got loads more done during my last stepping.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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Bannings are pretty arbitrary, the decent mods at least give you a warning that your sailing close to the wind(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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Do you fancy another productive week at work or something?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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you were too nice to them, it's your fault. you. you did this.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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I was scouting about on a perfume forum I likeand I found these.
Anyone want to smell like a desperate shutin who will never know the touch of a woman? This is what you need.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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I'll take a bottle of Smash please.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Oh yeah.Perfume is srs bzns.
In fact, you might find there's forums for LOADS of weird shit on the internet.
It's not all porn and kittens, you know.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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That's precisely what I thought.Whatever next, forums for women who've had children or something?
FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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Get back to your pelvic floor excercise you revolting wind sock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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who's the one that is in love with Optimus Prime?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Will smith or Martin Lawrence?Or both, in a bad boy bumming bonanza!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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FUCKING WHAT!?I post that amazing poster for Monty's campaign and it doesn't even make it to the popular page, Battered posts a picture telling vagabond to kill himself and it's fucking no. 1.
What the fuck is up with that? I'm wasted on you people, I really am.
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I'm really sad about that.The only one's I know of are Luggage and Plumdozer.
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I'm sure they're both logging out every hour to check what you're saying about them.(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
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I've just realised that the chap on the left genuinely is wearing a turquoise shirt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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if someone were to have you on ignore 2.0and then was to post in a thread, would their replies add to the total reply count that you can see when selecting which thread to join in, or not?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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I think soSwipe said yesterday that she checked a thread that said it had 100 replies, but since a lot of them were Chompy she couldn't see any
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poor swipey and chompy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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Quick have a tantrum and flounceMake sure you take some people down with you though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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It's like everything I thought was right, was actually wrong.and everything I thought was up, was actually down. And everything I thought the senile was actually Monty.
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I tell you what,when I get my mod powers things are going to change around here.
I'm campaining on a 'traditional values' ticket and by God I mean to enforce them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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so not everything then(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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We've got your vote, right Lighty?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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I cant think of anyone better!(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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You're backing the right man Lighty. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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At last there's something we can all get behind and show some supportbut it's almost like some of these cunts are resentful of my meteoric rise to mod-dom.
GO TEAM BOYCE/THEGEORDIE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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I'm gonna work on some good pictures for next week Monty, you're gonna love them.(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I can't see how this campaign can lose.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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I'm getting my 'twenty twelve mod' tattoo in the morning.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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I'm going to stand against your tyranny, and overthrow you on a groundswell of grass roots support!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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Maybe you should thank him for not making a very good picture(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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You would think he would do that wouldn't youbut no. Rude I call it.
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Yup, I'd definitely go with 'rude'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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