what i should have asked: write the headlines for each other - guess the media star

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:15, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

RSWIPE: DATING ANOTHER GAY, BEDSHITTING BOSSMAN.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I like this
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

if only ignore weren't for the weak of character and brain
I could so ignore you for that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

feel free to put me on 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Come on, it was funny.
And if you WILL put a story up on QOTW about being in bed with your prick of a boss who shit the bed....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Man arrested over "dirty protest" at Hawkwind gig
A man was arrested late last night after stipping naked and smearing hiself in faeces and attempting to access the backstage of a Hawkwind gig. Police say the the man appeared dishevelled, confused and had money problems. Hawkwind were unavailible for comment
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I like this
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I just got tea up my nose from snorting so hard with laughter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

ooh ooh
It's battered, isn't it???

The song that always reminds me of monty is steppenwolf "magic carpet". I think I must have seen him dancing to it once because that's the image I get
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I fucking love that record.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

York man shamed in "non-matching cufflink" horror

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

He claims he didn't notice due to "glare from my turquoise shirt"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

IT@S FUCKING AQUAMARINE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

'York man removes plasters and verucca socks from shallow end
before re-stocking the vending machine and letting someone into their locker who had lost their key'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Claims that "Hip-Hop single most important musical movement since Jazz"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)