Big news day today.
Syria's PM has defected
Louise Mench is fucking off to America
Nasa lands on Mars
Another nut job gunman in America

I don't know what to link!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:18, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The mars thing is quite cool.
Delighted that Mench is fucking off. She's an arsehole.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Her 5 Live travel was quite good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Somethings she's said/done have been good.
But generally she's too argumentative and sure of herself. Which makes me think she's a bit dim. Anyone who's so sure of things doesn't think about them enough.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I take exception to that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I think she's a trained barrister.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I think I 'would'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Well at least she can make coffee then.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

swipelols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

A level above swipe.
Make your own jokes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

She'll emerge as a top runner at NI in less than a year. Rancid cunt whore that she is.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Pretty inevitable career for her really. The bitch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

You'd do her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I have.
We had a 'moresome' with your mum, Penny Smith, Lorraine Kelly and an industrial sized tub of custard.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Lorraine Kelly?
That's fucken sick, dude!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

She was your mum's favourite. Couldn't stop sucking her bean.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

That'll be why her jaw's wired up!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

What about this? That’s one way of dealing with pay disputes.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/05/zambian-miners-kill-chinese-supervisor
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I linked a picture of a really peculiar looking dog earlier
I hope this helps
(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

You could follow the example of the editors of Today this morning
and only talk about sport.
Even the Jesus slot was sport related.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Ha,
I saw a facebook status on Saturday night about the sport which was along the lines of; "Fuck yeah, Britain is awesome, lets invade someone"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Louise Mensch should fuck off to Mars
the silly bitch.
Any life on Mars should go to America instead. Especially if it takes out Tom Cruise in the process.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)