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I am hurt and upset by what has gone on in that last thread.
There's been bullying, some French gaylord, turncoats - the lot.
Seriously the need for a stong - yet fair - mod (not from France) has never been so apparent on this board.
But enough SRS BSNS. We had EXTREME RAIN earlier, and it was great. Do you like extremes of weather or are you some kind of cowardly French loser hell-bent on striking all the time and smelling awful and ruining the internet?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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latest was 12 years ago)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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Why not stop posting, then?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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You see, you are everything that is wrong with society today.
EVERYTHING.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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Flatterer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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I like the way you think you'll be mod
when everyone knows I'll be the best mod, I just haven't joined the race yet.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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You're the Ed Milliband of this competition and no mistake
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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Hahahah high praise indeed!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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I bet you threw that bottle at Bolt.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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I may have.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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I've been away all afternoon :(((((((((((((((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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At last - one of my true /ot friends is here.
How are you, old boy?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Fucking bored, been in training and then i come back to find I've been bullied terribly
waht is the world coming to.
Also i have a steak in teh fridge, this is good. however it went out of date on the 25th and looks quite dark in colour, will it kill me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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Nope it'll be fine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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good times, now can i be bothered to make hollandaise
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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I don't think you can.
Unless you have no mustard in which case yes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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i have dijon, engliah and whole grain and somewith dill in it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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English it is, then.
If the meat's gone a bit gamey you won't even know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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Ever had the Maille brand one with tarragon in it?
If not, lucky you - it is foul.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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one of my local pubs has loads of great niche mustards
and I think i hada tarragon one there. i like tarragon, but this wasn't great as i remember
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:22,
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Yes you have
it's been great.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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STOP ALIENATING THE VOTERS
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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It's Nakers.
Whoever he tries voting for he'll just end up spoiling his ballot by spelling the name incomprehensibly badly.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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WELL IT WON'T BE YOU KRONY!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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lol good one
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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see we can be friends, i mean I've forgiven you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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Say it with a tick in the K box.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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t d
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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t'dick
art thee from yorkshire now?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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the t is struckthrough...
how were the Olympics? did you perv on divers?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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ah je vois
excellent. sadly not, we were at the athletics.
fuck me, some of those shot-put women are definitely men.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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I should probably be a mod, if there's a space going like.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Why not run to be Kroney's deputy?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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I don't know what kroney is, but it's a fair bet that I'd do a better job than it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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Not being funny, JA,
but I saw a squashed pigeon in the street earlier and that could easily have been better at it than fucking Kroney the fucking bedwetting Frog.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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I saw some parakeets earlier on, no joke.
Bird subthread.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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There are around 10, 000 in London. they are a pest and should be hunted with extreme prejudice
*calls Noel*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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i love them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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They are genuinely not good for out native birdlife
apparently they steal all the british birds jobs and wives
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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they really do nick nesting sites etc
but they're so cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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British birds are too grey.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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I hear ya.
Apart from those 'robins', they're alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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Robin's are feisty little fuckers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:16,
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what about pink chaffinches
and don't pretend you don't appreciate a nice pair of blue tits. i know you got chucked out of "avatar".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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Oh LOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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you can get an avatar fleshlight now...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:23,
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I've never seen the film, but didn't them blue fellas have sex with their hair?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:23,
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summit like that
dirty alien bastards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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Then how can they release an avatar fleshlight? It don't make no sense.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:27,
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Lots of things make no sense.
Someone on here dresses up in a smelly cloak and pretends to be an orc or some shit. She's in her late 30s.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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MID 30s
at least until next year
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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Hahahaha
Sorry Cavers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:32,
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it's really for people who are into shagging
smurfs but are too embarrassed to admit it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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this is far less embarrassing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:32,
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+ than LARPing
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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Oh, no doubt. Robins are the Official Bird of Christmas, and I am down with that.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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Jays
chaffinches, goldfinches, aeroplanes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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I'll let you know at tonight's secret mod meeting OK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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What are the qualifications for modding?
Pedantic loathing of sheds? Small genitals? Bad hair?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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pedo alcoholic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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*Ticks one box*
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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i witnessed an earthquake once
Scared the shit out of me
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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was it stuck fast before the quake?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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I went to a bash once.
House of Pain's "Jump around" came on, so I know how you feel.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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I'm surprised taht your retinas remained attached
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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I covered my eyes, obviously.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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that would leave you at risk of some severe seasickness though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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there's been some crazy storms around here lately
Tornados and crazy lightning and rain
It's scary
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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2012 has easily seen the most consistently bad weather I can recall.
Also a chap I know who is from the Yukon told me it's the greenest anyone has ever seen up there.
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD K, HOLD ME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:42,
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At least I'm off to the south of france in a couple of weeks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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no !
You are the man, you hold me.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:07,
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alright fuckwits?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:44,
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Alright mista Brit'ass
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:45,
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so, I put a 'big shout out' to fuckwits
And you answer. Oh Nakers, you fucking spasticated quender.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:49,
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Best of all the quenders
'sup Doze?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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I'm alright ta.
Still ridiculously good looking.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:02,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:52,
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What fresh nonsense have I missed now?
Honestly, I can't leave you lot alone for five minutes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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I was bullied via the medium of votes, when I wasn't even here tO defend myself!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:48,
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You tell me who it was, and I'll sort 'em out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:51,
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Good work that man.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:55,
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Turncoat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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It was everyone that voted me as the worst poster here
WORSE THAN BOBBY
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:56,
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bobby's relatively harmless.
Worse than Quentin and Ken Oath would hurt though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:59,
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