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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Look, there has been a lot of bullying today,
I'd like to hold my hand out to the disgusting creepy lurkers and ask you, as the silent majority, which are the posters that keep you coming back day to day, which are the posters that cause you to laugh out loud in your office, and think about posting LOL as a reply, and then decide against it.
Come on lurkers, today is your day, who is your favourite?

Alt: G'evenining, how are you?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:20, 157 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
i do like that rachelswipe
i'm putting off the evil moment of going to sweaty yoga. so i am lazy and nervous, in answer to your question.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)
I've got a party to go to tonight.
On a monday. Crazy.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
That JeffTheDogFucker is well funny.
He is probably the funniest person on here. And the most modest.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:29, Reply)
have you seen the bash photos?
he's also dreamy.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)

dreamy the biggest spastic of the lot.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
VOTE FOR KRONEY

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
the thing about lurkers is...

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
True.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
WHAT WHAT AND WHATWHAT

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Like that 'poll' earlier, more than 70 votes cast (you could only vote once an hour) & only about a dozen people posting in the thread.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I still haven't voted :(

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
I can't believe that many people bother to read all this shit

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Read what shit?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
while I often enjoy taking part in this board
it can't really be that interesting to read...surely?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Read what?
Come on let the cat out of the bag

And don't call me shirly
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)
have you been ignored by everyone?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Yes
*cries*

I'm watching the female pole jumpers.
I feel strangle turned on yet woefully inadequate. Is this normal?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
yes
now get to a gym
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Something to do with pole length

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)
That doesn't add up
Wonder if someone's gaming it?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
lurkers local,
lurkers, they sit there, voting in polls, clicking i like this, laughing at us like some sort of sick circus. Creepy weirdos.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)
so you don't think
anyone on here would just do it for lolz?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
you mean,
have a whole host of comedy accounts for the sake of rigging polls...well...yeah, i suppose i wouldn't really be surprised
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Quite

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Akabusi on BBC1 NOW!!!

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Eve's local

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Evening.
I tell you who's really good. That b3th, she's really funny and witty and clever.

alt: I'm full of steak and salad. And ready for a nice evening's chillout.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Yep when she has make up on, and isn't insulting Anne McCathery (mispelt I think)

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
And another thing, she's lovelyping.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Deffo.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I like the ideas in her books
but they are a bit...um...teenage. Not much characterisation and no real depth
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I read some of her stuff as a teenager, long winded
Earthsea I think
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)
that's what her face, the other one
ursula le guin. That's a whole other thing. I like some of le Guin's stuff, but I didn't get past the first book of Earthsea
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhh yep
Caffery did the unicorn stuff
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
i only remember
the ones about those dudes with dragons. Something about people having their own personal dragon. The main character, predictably, had a gold one and it was all special and stuff. As I say, quite teenage...no George RR Martin
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)
evening!

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Pfft. I didn't get an evening
*sulks*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)
i posted first that was your job

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Whoops sorry
Good evening Ms. Pitstop how was your weekend, if I may be so bold as to enquire?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
pretty damn good
I spent it as a crow. And you?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
BBQ Sat. and cracking a rib on Sun.
*probs Exagerating a bit*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)
how did you break several ribs
and crack your spine?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Probably Olympic wrestling.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
No laughing at Tyson Gays name tag in the 100m final
I couldn't stop laughing, my ribs been hurting me ever since
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Hello madam.
Are you all scrubby and clean again now?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
mostly
still a bit grey round the eyes
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Aint it Rooks with the grey round the eyes? not crows

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Cavy isn't a crow.
Crow is a crow.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Just had an image of Brandon Lee

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)
it was black
but black takes a while to come off and leaves you looking grubby
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
How terribly racist.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:27, Reply)
i know
this is why I had to make sure I took of enough paint with baby wipes before I left site, otherwise...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I read that in an afikaan accent
Blick
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
is it re-enactment you do, or role play?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
reenactment, re enactment?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
role play
it would be odd to reenact as a crow
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
someones gotta eat all the eyeballs out of the corpses,
if you want to be authentic.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)
tasty, tasty entrails

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
I'm a bit dead round teh eyes
but I think that's just my age.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
My wife spent a small fortune on "soap and glory" products this weekend

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Do you not have a LUSH in your town?
Their stuff is fucking ace. I used to make soap and things, and I could never get the concentrations of scents they use.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I really haven't got a clue TBH

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
ladypig gets some lush stuff,
and i have to admit, some of it is lovely, but the smell as you walk in to, or even past the shop is over powering.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Agreed, like walking past a group of females on a Sat. night
No need for pepper spay
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
i just took on a new girl at the pub,
and actually had to ask her after her first shift to wear less perfume, as it was making my eyes water and turning the beer sour.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Windy we are out numbered and will lose horribly.......
Just say It's really nice and lets back away slowly
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
good move,
i wonder what perfume the women shot putters wear.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I'M NOT WITH WINDY HONEST

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
oh right, thanks.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
*i've already ran off*

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
how can you stand to go in those places
the air is chewy
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Hey cav did you try to look for that "Otherland" series of books
That I linked to you
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
no
I completely forgot, to be honest. I'll stick them back on my list
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Shall I gaz you the link?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
yes, that might make me remember when I'm next looking for books

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)
OK link coming
It really is an excellent series
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
DONE

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
ta

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
NP penelopy

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Trolling FB

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
We need to plan your campaign young man.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
? blitzkrieg

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Really? Do tell.
Trolling is always funny. And not at all tedious.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Just like a kick to the nuts is funny*
*If you're male
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Or a smart smack on the bum and a 'hello treacle'
if you're a woman.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Thats just wrong.
It's not at all pervy in way.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
What's wrong with that? All the women I know *love* that. Honest.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
You just like it when then turn around and smack you with there hooters

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Mmmmmm
Hooters.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Yours are at the right hight to take his eye out

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Depends on the cup size. Need to be able to reach over my beer gut.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Subjective
Gravity lends it more to fitting like a jigsaw
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Mine enter the room half an hour before I do.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Excellent, as long as they're not like long spaniel's ears.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
You *have* met me, you know.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
As a married man I refrain from inspecting womens chests in public.
and was so pissed I can't remember.

BTW: Vote for Kroney.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I won't.
I voted for the new über secret /OT mod.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I reckon Boyce is breaching The Representation of the People Act, 1983.
With all his secrecy claims.

Vote for Kroney; vote early and vote often.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
loads
Kroney, Cavy, Monty, Al, Psychochomp, Naked Ape, Quinten, Rory Lyon ... I'm sure there are more but their names escape me.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
hey Zozi.
how are you?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
not bad windy, how are you faring?
who's the new uber mod?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Kroney apparently

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I am his Director of Campaigning. VOTE FOR KRONEY. A mod you can trust.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
you.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
o/

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I'm shit at the internet
I don't t know what this means
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
i am punching the air
in victory at getting a mention for something that wasn't 'being shit' or 'larpiest poster'
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
woo!
this: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1690593

made me do a hearty lol, but I only read it yesterday and couldn't be arsed to log in and click.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
*bows*

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I forgot
kswizz
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I've just had a fish finger sandwich and there's fuck all you can do about it
Eric Stoltz looking motherfucker
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
You say 'fishfinger sandwich'
You really mean you just fingered your sister, don't you?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Oh ho ho....oh, I like you

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
OMG
and she struggled hence the sandwich
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
I'm not certain that makes sense
Thanks though!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
YW

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
look,
i may be ginger, my face may be a mess, but i am a tall man and proud.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
One of these days I'm going to climb up a step ladder
And give your kidneys a real pummeling
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Everyone keeps coming back because they know if they don't Amberl'll get them.
You KNOW this Win Pug.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
^this
Amberl is fucking NAILZ.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Hi stuj my BBQ was great until 6.30pm
Then the fucken heavens opened, why didn't I listen to your advice
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
I've had a nap.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
cat or power?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Unexpected.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Ooh, a surprise nap
They're exceptionally rare
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
More news as it happens.
How was the weekend, Jeffers? Cop off with any bridesmaids?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Of course not.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Pageboys?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Hound of Honour.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
We had a page-dog at our wedding.
He was surprisingly well-behaved.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Shurrup.
I ain't no gaymo-nonce.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
That's not what I've heard.
/ac
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
What have you heard?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
i know who shed is.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Who?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I'm sure he wouldn't want me to blow his sneaky and hilarious sockpuppet cover
but I was quite surprised.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
I've missed most of the shed stuff.
My guess is that it's Bob.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Or PD.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I hear his gazebo puppet is ruthless

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Jeffer's
I had to change from buying bent spastic shoes for my son.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Outstanding.
Send him down't pit without shoes. It'll make him in to a man.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This instead
www.basefashion.co.uk/boys-designer-clothing-department-c6/shoes-boots-c11/kickers-boys-fragma-lace-up-wallabee-shoe-p29067?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=kickers-boys-fragma-lace-up-wallabee-shoe-colour-black-size-shoe-si-colour-black-size-shoe-size-39-by00sepe00060bk539&utm_campaign=product+listing+ads#232568
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Are the red and green bits on the back a reference to Jimmy Cricket?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Fuck knows Youngsters and school shoes,
Its all a mystery to me
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Vote for Kroney.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
What does he stand for?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Not being Monty.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
What will Kroney do about Greece?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Wank over Olivia Newton John.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
He's gonna get physical..... Physical.......

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Slap the oil on and sings
"better shape up"
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Punch them in the tits and steal their retsina.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Vive la greve

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
YOU ARE A FUCKING EGGY CUNT!
/ac
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Woo!

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)

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