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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My hamster is really ill and could die.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
no, he was called that when I got him.
He's very friendly and gentle. I'll really miss him. He has a respiratory infection and is struggling to breathe.
Also, I really like H&LA. Blind was a fucking awesome tune.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
He's very friendly and gentle. I'll really miss him. He has a respiratory infection and is struggling to breathe.
Also, I really like H&LA. Blind was a fucking awesome tune.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
My sister had a hamster called Penfold.
My brother fed him cider and he died.
The end.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)
My brother fed him cider and he died.
The end.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)
i don't know which of us is worse
you for posting it, or me for snickering at it.
poor dozer.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
you for posting it, or me for snickering at it.
poor dozer.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
better hit with a brick and get it over and done with
here let me retrieve this one from the bottom of the pool for you
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)
here let me retrieve this one from the bottom of the pool for you
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)
i have to admit that hamsters irritate me a bit
the one we had at university (dennis) was a cunt. it used to cock itself out of the cage and piss all over the sofa/carpet; it didn't like to be stroked; and it made a horrible noise in its wheel. and it made me sneeze. hairy little cunt.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
the one we had at university (dennis) was a cunt. it used to cock itself out of the cage and piss all over the sofa/carpet; it didn't like to be stroked; and it made a horrible noise in its wheel. and it made me sneeze. hairy little cunt.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Awwww.
That's horrible. Poor Hammy.
You should climb in the cage with him and keep him company
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
That's horrible. Poor Hammy.
You should climb in the cage with him and keep him company
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Light a candle, it will see the light down the loo roll tube and make its way out of your arse,
and drop unharmed into the gussett of your turquoise Vivienne Westwood dung-hampers.
Hope this helps x
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
and drop unharmed into the gussett of your turquoise Vivienne Westwood dung-hampers.
Hope this helps x
( , Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
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