My hamster is really ill and could die.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you have a hamster?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Anal hamster

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Yes. He is called Hercules.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

As in 'Hercules and Love Affair' you dirty Richared Gere cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

no, he was called that when I got him.
He's very friendly and gentle. I'll really miss him. He has a respiratory infection and is struggling to breathe.

Also, I really like H&LA. Blind was a fucking awesome tune.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

My sister had a hamster called Penfold.
My brother fed him cider and he died.


The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Not for long.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

i don't know which of us is worse
you for posting it, or me for snickering at it.

poor dozer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

better hit with a brick and get it over and done with
here let me retrieve this one from the bottom of the pool for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

i have to admit that hamsters irritate me a bit
the one we had at university (dennis) was a cunt. it used to cock itself out of the cage and piss all over the sofa/carpet; it didn't like to be stroked; and it made a horrible noise in its wheel. and it made me sneeze. hairy little cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Awwww.
That's horrible. Poor Hammy.


You should climb in the cage with him and keep him company
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Light a candle, it will see the light down the loo roll tube and make its way out of your arse,
and drop unharmed into the gussett of your turquoise Vivienne Westwood dung-hampers.

Hope this helps x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I never wear pants.
HTH.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

It doesn't help Hercules, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

poor little fellow
hamsters are awesome and underrated
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)