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Breaking news:
you are gay. Shocking eh?
I think I'm going to do your mum up the arse tonight.
I bet you'd love it if I did.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I'm shocked fo-sho
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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Best tell your girlfriend asap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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she's just bought me beer as well.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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Fucking hell man I don't envy you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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BEST BE FUCKING COLD WHEN I GET HOME!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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necrophilialols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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This is going to take some getting used to.
Have you any tips on being a gay?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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1. Be vegetarian
2. Live in the Midlands
3. Be some kind of Andy Kershaw WOMAD prick
4. Post on here under some bent Bob Dylan nom de plume
5. Be you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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I can manage all of those things
Thanks love
x
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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i think I broke my mouse clicking this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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You're welcome to attend my Kenneth Williams workshop
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Is it as punishing a curriculum as your staff motivational training courses?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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it aint no bum banditary for beginners that's fo sho
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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*minces*
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Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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That rather suits you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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*sissies*
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Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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man, dressage is dull
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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i am confused by the cycling slowly
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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they go fast in a minute
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:14,
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why do they go slow for a bit first?
that's not really how races work as far as i remember.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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*shrugs*
I don't care about any sports except for 2 weeks every 4 years. I only know what those commentators say, and then I'm barely listening
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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this is the second time today you've been less than helpful.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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really?
I always try to be 100% helpful in any way I can
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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you might try, but you've fallen far short of your target today, and i, for one, am dissapointed
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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Couldn't even be bothered to find out of I'm a man type or a wimmins
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Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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slack, KP, slack.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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Sure, but it makes it easier for me to poop
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Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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Guys dig me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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+ Hamsters dig out of me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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Scuttlebuttin'
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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I for one am shocked to my core at this news
Well saves the dog a job I suppose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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oh yeah,
very mature monty, honestly. what would your mum think?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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She's too busy licking another women's vadge.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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i heard that monty's birth mum likes the strap on up her botty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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She'd think
'God that Tangledupinblue character is a 'woolly woofter'. God I hate him. Thank God he lives in a smelly steel mill in Slade-land so I'll never have to meet him'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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Actually I'm going round to her house tonight to discuss her windows with her.
Now that I am 'a gay' my opinions on design matters are more valid. And I'm allowed to be rude to women and they find it endearing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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Oh you!
You are the Gok Wan of B3ta.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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FUCK YEAH TEAM GB ARE THE BEST AT MAKING HORSES DANCE OR SOME SHIT
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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FUCK YEAH TEAM FRANCE ARE THE BEST AT MAKING HORSES INTO STEWS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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a couple of my horsey friends are excited by this
I have no idea what was going on. I was once made to watch dressage in France when I was 13, I had no idea what was going on then, either
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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it's bascially the equivialnt of that bent dacning from Pride and Prejudice but with horses
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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If Pendleton wins gold I'd let her suck my penis
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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She's really not all that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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yeah but they are all perfectly lit, with make up and photoshop
in the flesh, she looks pretty average
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=victoria+pendleton&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&biw=865&bih=322&pdl=300&wrapid=tljp1344353318754023&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=SDQhUP_dJOOr0QWV0YCgDQ
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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She's pretty enough.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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I think he should show pictures of his wife so we can all judge.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Poeple seem to hold "celebrities" to far higher standards
I'd be pretty happy to be going out with somebody that looked like that. Assuming she wasn't a monumental bitch, obv.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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she seems to cry a lot,
seems high maintenance
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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If you were married to Naked Ape you'd be crying too.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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Especially after the 3rd or 4th
"Hapy Burfdae" card.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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+ on Dec 25th
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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She's no Beth Tweddle
But I probably would.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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I'd take a Tweddle gumming
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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Beth could suck the sap out of a tree
me thinks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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+through a tennis racquet
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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I like the 3rd post down
just a very beautiful natural young lady!!
Bent fecktard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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lol pembleton
oh, you cheeky man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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oi Tangers
I got the Philophobia reissue yesterday.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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the Philophobia reissue noshed off in the gents in a local park
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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damn these gayers and their secret code
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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bona cottage
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Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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Boyce Recruitment have just contacted me via Linkedin.
Diversifying?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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Yes*
*no
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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Phew.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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Am I? Shit, I wish someone had told me before I got married.
actually, I *am* watching the women's gymnastics, and I *do* enjoy the beach volleyball.
Oh god, i'm obviously a filthy lezzer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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I knew there was something fishy about you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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I'd better get out and buy some femfresh then
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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Caustic soda should do the job
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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mmmm burny
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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Volcano has just erupted in New Zealand.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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Has it?
Where?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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ooo.
I seem to get most of my news from either here or twitter.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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It's stopped already.
Bit of ash in the middle of a national parkland. Caused disruption to planes. Less of a big deal than the one in Iceland.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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What's your stance on volcanoes?
Prospective voters need to know.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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Excellent place to build secret lairs.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:13,
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Unless your name is Peter Jackson and you happen to be shooting scenes for an upcoming Hollywood Blockbuster featuring dwarfwankers
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:28,
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Ridiculous.
Everybody knows it's not advisable to toss a dwarf.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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