So, I've caused a stink at work.
I didn't read my emails properly and re-sent a file off to payroll. We do it every week and it contains our pay information. Payroll take that file and send it off so everybody gets paid.

Because it's been sent twice, they are kicking up a right old fucking hooha. In order to fix it, they need to do...nothing. Literally nothing. They just need to not send the file again, the not doing of which causes them absolutely no effort or grief of any kind. They ignore it. That solves the "problem".

But, of course, I'm getting it in the neck.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:42, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+ when i prefer it in the asre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

can't beat a bit of it in the asre.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

punch the computer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I'd quite like to go around there and punch the payroll manager
who's causing most of the fuss. Talk about your mountains out of molehills, you'd think I'd shat on her sofa, rather than accidentally created a situation where nobody needs do anything at all.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

maybe she wants you to go to her office,
and shit on her chest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Are you being a bit moany, Kroney?

( wanderlust, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

You can't see my face,
but if you could, it would be staring at you with a stoney expression.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Your expression would be stoney, Kroney?

( wanderlust, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Teeheehee you're going
teeheehee. I expect Monty's is higher pitched than yours.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Calm down, have a sandwich
Maybe some baloney, Kroney.
( wanderlust, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

You're making out that you're annoyed
but we all know you're just a big phony, Kroney.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

No-one's buying this 'gangster' act.
You aren't in the least bit Al Caponey, Kroney.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)

This game is like a symphony, kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

The best bit about this
is how you keep getting it slightly wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

YOUR WRONG

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)

You're trying to act up, like a rebel in school
But you ain't no Mahoney, Kroney.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

This is fucking surreal.
Almost 'Twilight Zone-y', Kroney.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

You're such a terrible human being
You're worse than Kony, Kroney.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

What's for lunch?
I bet you're having pizza. I know how much you love pepperoni, Kroney.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

or maybe macaroni, Kroney.

( wanderlust, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Maybe even rigatoni, Kroney.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I hear you got attacked by Francis Rossi recently
How did it feel to be on the end of a Quo knee, Kroney?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Oh good God. Really?

( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I'm curious, did he aim for the head or the nuts?
You know, high or low knee, Kroney?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You should write a broadway play about this
you could win a Tony, Kroney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

a major record label want you.
Sign with Sony, Kroney.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh that's right
where /OT's power couple go, the wagoneers are sure to follow.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

'Rollin' rollin' rollin', keep those wagons rollin'
keep those horses only, KRONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Die. In a fire.

( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I can't believe you used that analogy
and didn't go for the word 'pony'.

You utter flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

He's not allowed to because I already used it up there ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

exactly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)

lolololol

( wanderlust, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I was going to pour a drink out into Camden Lock
in memory of fallen comrades. But I shan't now.

I SHAN'T
( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I think keira knightly has a contract with them, i think she's bit but maybe little boney, eh kroney?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Billy Idol does
Mony, Mony, Kroney
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Good one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

This is all a load of baloney, Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Kroney you utter bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Is payroll full of women?
If so, there's your explanation right there. Women are mental. I sent a text to a mate to remind him to call a woman of our acquaintance about a tiling job at her house, then texted her to say I'd done it. He called me and said "Silly bugger, she's already called me, no prob, all sorted"
She, however sent me a three-page text rant about how embarrassed she was and how much she'll have to apologise for me 'harassing him' when he comes round to quote.
Like I said, women are all mental.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)