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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, I've caused a stink at work.
I didn't read my emails properly and re-sent a file off to payroll. We do it every week and it contains our pay information. Payroll take that file and send it off so everybody gets paid.
Because it's been sent twice, they are kicking up a right old fucking hooha. In order to fix it, they need to do...nothing. Literally nothing. They just need to not send the file again, the not doing of which causes them absolutely no effort or grief of any kind. They ignore it. That solves the "problem".
But, of course, I'm getting it in the neck.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:42, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I didn't read my emails properly and re-sent a file off to payroll. We do it every week and it contains our pay information. Payroll take that file and send it off so everybody gets paid.
Because it's been sent twice, they are kicking up a right old fucking hooha. In order to fix it, they need to do...nothing. Literally nothing. They just need to not send the file again, the not doing of which causes them absolutely no effort or grief of any kind. They ignore it. That solves the "problem".
But, of course, I'm getting it in the neck.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:42, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd quite like to go around there and punch the payroll manager
who's causing most of the fuss. Talk about your mountains out of molehills, you'd think I'd shat on her sofa, rather than accidentally created a situation where nobody needs do anything at all.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
who's causing most of the fuss. Talk about your mountains out of molehills, you'd think I'd shat on her sofa, rather than accidentally created a situation where nobody needs do anything at all.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
You can't see my face,
but if you could, it would be staring at you with a stoney expression.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
but if you could, it would be staring at you with a stoney expression.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Teeheehee you're going
teeheehee. I expect Monty's is higher pitched than yours.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)
teeheehee. I expect Monty's is higher pitched than yours.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)
You're making out that you're annoyed
but we all know you're just a big phony, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
but we all know you're just a big phony, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
No-one's buying this 'gangster' act.
You aren't in the least bit Al Caponey, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
You aren't in the least bit Al Caponey, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
The best bit about this
is how you keep getting it slightly wrong.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)
is how you keep getting it slightly wrong.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)
You're trying to act up, like a rebel in school
But you ain't no Mahoney, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
But you ain't no Mahoney, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
You're such a terrible human being
You're worse than Kony, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
You're worse than Kony, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
What's for lunch?
I bet you're having pizza. I know how much you love pepperoni, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I bet you're having pizza. I know how much you love pepperoni, Kroney.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I hear you got attacked by Francis Rossi recently
How did it feel to be on the end of a Quo knee, Kroney?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
How did it feel to be on the end of a Quo knee, Kroney?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I'm curious, did he aim for the head or the nuts?
You know, high or low knee, Kroney?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
You know, high or low knee, Kroney?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
You should write a broadway play about this
you could win a Tony, Kroney
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
you could win a Tony, Kroney
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Oh that's right
where /OT's power couple go, the wagoneers are sure to follow.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
where /OT's power couple go, the wagoneers are sure to follow.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
'Rollin' rollin' rollin', keep those wagons rollin'
keep those horses only, KRONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!'
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
keep those horses only, KRONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!'
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I can't believe you used that analogy
and didn't go for the word 'pony'.
You utter flid.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
and didn't go for the word 'pony'.
You utter flid.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I was going to pour a drink out into Camden Lock
in memory of fallen comrades. But I shan't now.
I SHAN'T
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
in memory of fallen comrades. But I shan't now.
I SHAN'T
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I think keira knightly has a contract with them, i think she's bit but maybe little boney, eh kroney?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Is payroll full of women?
If so, there's your explanation right there. Women are mental. I sent a text to a mate to remind him to call a woman of our acquaintance about a tiling job at her house, then texted her to say I'd done it. He called me and said "Silly bugger, she's already called me, no prob, all sorted"
She, however sent me a three-page text rant about how embarrassed she was and how much she'll have to apologise for me 'harassing him' when he comes round to quote.
Like I said, women are all mental.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
If so, there's your explanation right there. Women are mental. I sent a text to a mate to remind him to call a woman of our acquaintance about a tiling job at her house, then texted her to say I'd done it. He called me and said "Silly bugger, she's already called me, no prob, all sorted"
She, however sent me a three-page text rant about how embarrassed she was and how much she'll have to apologise for me 'harassing him' when he comes round to quote.
Like I said, women are all mental.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
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