Cheese makes you sneeze.
Veggies give you wedgies.
Meat makes you neat.
Pies tell you lies.

ETC
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:18, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Eggs hurt my legs

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Quorn gives me the fackin' 'orn! *
* Quorn does not give me the horn
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Rabbit feeds my habit
Afternoon all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Dubble Aitch! Yo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)

SUPPPP BOI!!!!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I'm going to be a silly boy tonight. Can't wait!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Dare I ask?
I've been out most of the day, I'm in the office looking like I'm typing a report and will fuck off for a pint in about 15mins
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Off round a mate's to hear his new demos, eat his grub and sniff his drugges.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Sounds like a great night
*Thanks Mate*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Innit. He's one of my oldest pals too, so many lols shall be had*


*at the expense of people we used to know
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Work tomorrow?
If so line the stomach well, once you get into your music it will be 3am before you look at the clock.
How many days left till little one (not Battered) is reunited?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

FRIDAY!!!
I am so excited that the Pointer Sisters have written a song about it for me.

Yes work tomorrow but I am a seasoned veteran so all will be well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

*Grabs a Crunchie Bar*
And searchs for Pointer Sister Tracks.

***ON SECOND THOUGHTS LOGS OUT AND FUCKS OFF TO THE PUB ***
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Eff that chocolate shit Double H, eff it to heck!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

drugges fingers
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Afternoon LIC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Ar'ernoon Hartles
Working for a living sucks. They expect me to do stuff and alsorts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I did lots of driving around today
And Having meetings where we talked about anything non-work related.
I think your pulled pork cob was even mentioned at one point
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Rhyming slang lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Chili stings my willy

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Bread rolls make you terrible internet trolls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Bread rolls make you terrible at fitting a phrase into the correct number of syllabolls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Tough steak makes your jaw ache

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

40 minutes, for that?
Oh AA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

where's dozer?
is the hamster dozing for good yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

He's hanging in there.
Please don't bully him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Sorry, stupidly busy at the minute, only just saw the thread

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)

ly busy at the minute, only just saw the thread

It's OK AA, we know, we know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)