I swear to God, when I leave this place I am going to punch somebody.
He's one of those passive-aggressive pricks that is all nice to you to your face and then talks about you behind your back. My only comfort is that everybody around here knows he's likes this and dislikes him intensely for it.

Is there anybody at your job that your fists itch around?

Alt: Or make it happy! Is there anybody at your work that you'd really miss if you left?
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:13, 26 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

nope.
There is a girl that I want to carry like a bowling ball though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Yes.
Alt. Yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

DETAILS, WOMAN

( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Windy pig is a woman?
fuck me I never would have guessed that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah, he's an arrogant bpricki who thinks he knows everything, luckily i have almost nothing to do with him
alt: she left already :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Well you know, if it was a conversation about building a wall, I'd probably take his opinion over yours.
Him being a professional and all. No offence.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)

HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I prefer ExxonOprah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

God he sounds like a right bpricki.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

One of our account managers
who seems to have no clue about software, despite working for a software firm for 10 years.

Alt:
All the chaps in my office. Excellent and hilarious every day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

There's a guy here who, I maintain, if you'd written his character and some of his behaviour into the original UK version of The Office
he would have been edited out for being too unrealistic.

He's in his mid 40s, and dresses in old, stained tracksuit bottoms and polo shirts, he has HORRIBLY stained and cracked front teeth, his voice - oh god his voice! It's a sneering, sarcastic bored constant monotone, punctuated by patronising sighs, because he's more intelligent than everyone, because he's ... a programmer. He allows his wispy hair and beard to grow for three to six months at a time, then takes it all off.

Further to this, given any opportunity, he'll tell you about the girls he's slept with, and how the gay guys at work all fancy him.

Of course, he's also keen for everyone to know that he's studied ninjitsu, Tai Kwon Do and Karate, and could kill you if he wanted. He's quite, quite wonderful as long as you don't have to encounter him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

He sounds like you.
But without the prickish hat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

inorite!
lol!

Now do the one about parasols.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

gothapotamus, black parasol.
There you go!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Hurrah!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

He sounds like he posts on QOTW
does he own an Accord?
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

you work with Monty Boyce?
Small world.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

There's this one chap who gets all the attention from the ladies, he doesn't do what he's supposed to do,
He's not adverse to manipulating people to get his own way, his work is mostly shit too, he can't even do a full days work without a bloody rest in the afternoon. I HATE HIM, I swear the only good part of my day is when his mum picks him up. Four year old prick
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

He sounds like me.

( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Just me or is grace dent hot as fuck.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

oh my God, what?
She looks like Gary Oldman in a dress.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Having just googled her
I can safely say it is just you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Something about her...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

what the fuck is wrong with you
actually don't answer that we don't have the bandwidth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

There's this really pathetic French guy in IT
I try to be nice to him whenever I talk to him face to face.
Recently when other colleagues have been talking about him behind his back, I have joined in with them.
I try to remain passive with him, but sometime I can feel myself coming across as passive-aggressive.
Strangely he seems to think that I'm the one that everyone dislikes.

Also, he keeps scratching his fists all the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)